The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Just another day at the proverbial office.

Search (12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel (CANDY) @Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - (12a) Floors 1-4

Is it wrong for me to picture a Lugia in business casual attire now?

You decide to check out the calamity that happened to Shut Up and Sleep Hotel and yep, they were right! Vanilla pudding everywhere! I mean, it looks so gooey and creamy. Why not try a bite and-

Velo has gained 2 points of Belly from the deliciousness of the Creamy Vanilla Pudding!

Mmmmmm, and the best part is it's all free!

Okay, so you slosh your way into the hotel and check out the first four floors, or at least what's left of them. I mean sure, you find maybe a chair or a bedsheet that survived the mass pudding transformation, but essentially 98% of the entire hotel is just vanilla pudding goop. Goop that you fall through and get nearly buried in, turning you into the monster vanilla pudding Lugia. Oh, oh, please do me a favor and scare the children like this. It's a good thing the Peep base has great showers! You can even sing in them and no one hears it but you!

You barely manage to get to the third floor where you find a small chunk of the ventilation system remained intact. Just barely. You take a peek and it seems like something's inside, but you're not quite sure what it is that's behind the grate.

{Ventilation Duct: ^Small Pokémon^}

Well, damn, there's no way you're squeezing your giant Lugia self into that thing. Not unless you used... Santa Claus chimney squeeze magic. But you make the wise decision of not pursuing this.

You decide to head back, but hey, at least you got to try a taste of this! No charge either!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour