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Bless woke up in that dammed pink room, having to remember what in the Distortion Realm just happened... Oh, right, her home world was having a problem, so she showed up, saw the sheer chaos of the place, vomited at some point, and passed out, tired of the state of things already. Yup, there was the rainbow puddle that smelled like a berry smoothie right there. Well, she decided, I can redecorate this place another day. It's time to start clearing up this chaotic place, starting where people had recommended...
Scavenger Hunt at Spins and Pins, Exterior and Main Building.The place might make Bless sick to her stomach, but there were no better leads than a maybe-trapped Pokemon. So she dropped her mental filter of demons and darkness over her eyes and trotted off too the Candy-Coated part of town.
Okay, you're really curious about this Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley, especially after waking up in an odd pink room like it was made of bubble gum. Oh, and when you get there, it's an absolute landfill of goo. Custardy goo, that is! Your brain thinks it's not worth it, but your tongue is a tiny bit curious. You try a tiny lick and...

@Custardy Mess - POSION (+2 Belly)@

Bless has packed on 2 points of Belly from the tantalizing Custardy Mess!

...and then your stomach said go for it! It's really yummy and you get into it before you come back to your senses.

Well, after snacking out a little more than you wanted to, you take a stroll inside and you see the whole place looks actually kind of creepy with everything as goo. And it's kind of dark inside. And the ceiling is dripping. Sure, it's more custardy goo and it doesn't taste that bad actually, but it's kind of creepy. You see lots of nice bowling lanes that... used to be nice, and now they're just long flat lines of goo. And ball returns... made of more goo.

You peek around and yeah, no one is going bowling in here for quite a while. It would be like golfing in the middle of winter with a foot of snow on the ground. Or playing basketball in the ocean! Or surfing in the desert! Scrabble while skydiving, anyone?

Oh, you find the door! It's got more custard and there's actually flowers... REALLY big flowers all over this thing. And daaaamn, they're tough as nails! You try to rip them off the door but it's like they're sentient and even try to latch onto you! But you're cool and you step back before they assimilate you, leaving them to just plot revenge instead. How they are even growing when it's dark in here and... you know what, never mind. You look it over and you figure it's going to need a lot of work. You need fire. Some death metal. And even after all that, you're still going to need to just rip everything around this thing to shreds.

{Flower and Custard-Smothered Door: <Death Metal> AND +Fire Type+ AND Thunderous Desire for Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whacking}

You go "grr" a bit and decide to just head back for now. Your opinion of the Squawkers has not improved!

Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master