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Interview 15 Bagz the Skiddo.
Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE, INTIMIDATING
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Grass)
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage
+Intimate (Poison VS Grass)

You greet Bagz the Skiddo while he's eating pieces of Peachy Beep Elementary School. I mean sure, the fact it's all strawberry ice cream now makes it... slightly less awkward, but you still have an odd feeling. It seems like he still thinks school is in session, but really it's not, and it appears he would have missed going to class today even if it was.

He turns around and it's terminal. He makes a face like he's about to be run over by a stream-roller and only correctly guessing the number of jelly beans in the Triangulum Galaxy will save his life. He says "zero" but then is told he is wrong, left wondering about existence as a whole and where the folks in the Triangulum Galaxy keep their hidden stashes of jelly beans. It's just one of those things he'll never know.

"Hey, know anything about those Squawkers?" you ask, wondering if he's able to brain today.

"I know that pong spelled backwards... is gnop," Bagz tells you in a tone of voice that makes it sound like it's the most vital fact of life and it's the universe's last stand to keep everything in balance. "Gnop. GNOP! GNOP!"

Gnop. While he enters a trance that makes his jaw hang, his eyes roll back, and makes him pee all over the strawberry ice cream sidewalk, you just feel like maybe this just isn't worth the time.

"Gnop finds favor with you!" Bagz states clearly, before giggling. "He says I owe you a lot of money. Oh, oh, money! Debts I haven't paid! That you were once a giant blue Chatot named Tiny that saved my favorite nebula and I didn't pay tribute! Aww no! This is unacceptable. Take this offering! Happy offering! Snax! Snax!"

And then he throws a big wad of money at you...

Eddie has received $1000 Snax$!

"I hope we can be friends, Tiny!" Bagz smiles at you before withdrawing. "I... oh. Ha, ha! I'm... nervous. It's my first time not being a bicycle. You know what that's like, right, Tiny!? Maybe? I might be good at racing backwards! If I only tried! It takes so much time to find my lost toothpick!"

You decide now would be a good time to go.

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking