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Well, I didn't mean to DELETE my post outright, but, uh, OK. Any who, priorities are a thing, so...
Before Bless could leave the base, though, Madder came back with info - some clown in the parking lot at Tal-Mart had the keys to the truck she was seeking. Normally she liked that kind of demon that fed on fear, but today, it was just in the way. Burn, clown... BURN.
Using the Anti-Clown spray on the Insanity Clown in the Tal-Mart's parking lot, to attain keys. @Neo Emolga
It's all good!

...

Upon hearing Madder report the instance of a clown, you decide that while a minigun and more than enough ammo to give Nickelfool a bullet breakfast he'll never forget isn't available in the Team Pile inventory, the Anti-Clown spray should suffice, though you wonder how this stuff really eradicates specifically clowns. Well, time to find out!

You head over to Tal-Mart and locate the storm drain that Madder carefully removed before encountering that creep. Well hell's bells, that annoying and deranged carnival music starts playing again. You take a curious peek into the storm drain, and you do a bit of a double-take when a blue balloon suddenly flies out and nearly bumps into your face. Of course it has to pop and get ketchup all over the place, including you.

"I got another!" the mind-gratingly annoying Mr Mime laughs at you. "You like that, wouldn't you, Bless? Of course you do. It floats!"

He then emerges from the storm drain... and he just laughs maniacally while his head twists and jitters in unnatural, freakish ways.

Oh my god. Look at this*#@%ing clown. Of course. It had to be a clown. No wait, it HAD to be a clown. And it had to be Madder for you to finally understand that some rules are made to be broken. Time to nut up or shut up. @$*# this clown.

He charges at you, and then you back kick him in the groin when he gets close enough, making him hunch over and fall flat on his back, snarling. Then you stand over his fugly face, pop the top of the can off, and smile.

"Hope you find your way back to hell just fine," you grin.

You then spray that crap all over his nasty pastyass face and he howls and melts like that creepy dude at the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Anti-Clown Spray] has been used up!

He squirms and thrashes around and screams "I'M MELTING YOU HORRIBLE-" but then he's cut off because you stomp him in the groin one more time before all of that melts as well.

{Storm Drain: ^Small Pokémon^ AND Something to Deal With Nickelfool the Mr Mime Insanity Clown}

You then find the keys he was hiding and yep, you read the tag on the side and it reads "The Awesome Bellossom Landscaping" with a colorful floral theme. Yep, you'll be taking that with you.

[Landscaping Truck Key Fob] has been added to the Team Pile!

You then walk away from the scene, putting on some shades, and then a random explosion happens in the background with some badass heavy rock music soundtrack in the background.

@$*# this clown.

Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master