Quote Originally Posted by Cipher the Ninetales View Post
Sweet Arceus, this town and these "Squawkers." I swear I've never seen something so ridiculous in my life.

I'll see what going on in this (41) Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting.
It is ridiculous, isn't it!?

You take advantage of the nice, normal weather and head over to the insane Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting and you hear them before you even get to the park. Toots. All from visitors picking up little pipes of various sizes and not resisting the temptation to blow into them. The whole place is a chorus of toots and there's no semblance of a song trying to be created.

The rest of the park is normal, though! Nice maple, oak, elm, and willow trees give the place a cozy and homey feeling. It's quite refreshing from the candied crapola all over the rest of the town. Normal park benches of various sizes for various Pokémon, and plenty of grass patches to relax. Only problem is the tooting is coming from everywhere. And it's the kind of thing that if you spend too much time here, you'll probably hear it in your sleep. You search through the park, but you don't find anything peculiar or nifty at first.

And then you find IT. What looks like a cement stone storage shed is actually something... not so pleasant when you find the front door...

#Super Cuteness Radiation! - ROCK (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 48 out of 100: FAILED!

Cipher has racked up 8 points of Overwhelming Cuteness! Amplified because you can't take the rockin' and rollin' but reduced a bit from the Vexing Amulet!

GAWD, you are SMOTHERED by a hideous wave of kawaii-inducing nonsense that flushes over you and makes you feel... ridiculous. You've never felt like this in your life and it just bothers the hell out of you. You look up, adorable and fluffy now, and look at the madness that just did this to you.

This door, made of stone, seems to be containing cute and nefarious. There are circular engravings here depicting adorable kittens and bunnies, but the mount is obstructed by rocks and crap.

#{Stone Door of Unstoppable Cuteness!: Missing Token of Tactical Anime Kittens AND Missing Token of Kawaii Anime Bunnies AND +Rock Type+} Super Cuteness Radiation! - ROCK (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

You just decide to run out of there before it decides to do that again, which you're pretty sure would just outright KILL YOU. Right now, you feel like the most adorable Ninetales on the planet and it's not a feeling that settles well with you. You're also feeling wary about wanting to find out what's in that place to begin with.

Cipher the Ninetales (M: Fire)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Vexing Amulet (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Prismatic Guard (+4 Max Belly)%
Belly: 0/14 (10+4)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking