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Let's join this ever growing party! FITNESS WORKOUT PARTY! YEAH!
You pick up a barbell, thinking it starts off like that, but then you just join in on the evil fun and smelt the barbell down and forge it into LIFETHEFT SCYTHE OF THE APOCALYPSE and wear a black robe with lots of fun, gnarly, and jagged unholy symbols all over it. Plants just wither and die around you as a black smoke surrounds your shadowy, pitch-black form. You wear an evil grin, and legions of the netherworld denizens arise from the Rot Pits to join you as your dark and infernal entourage. A 40 man raid party attempts to fight you for epic loot and legendary item drops, but you laugh as you ANNIHILATE them in a battlefest slaughterhouse fiesta. They lose multiple levels of experience and now have to spend heaps of gold to repair their equipment. The ones that haven't completely rage-quit the entire game decide XEXIOUS HELLFACE THE DEATHMARCH DRAGON might be an easier raid to go for.

Marta has eradiated 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness, bringing doom to the world, and traumatized multiple children in the process! Yippie!

The shadows laugh with you as the world gets colder... darker...

Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal