39 Spanky the Ekans was turned into a Pokémon Trading Card Game card by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 28 Sleep like a Corpse National Park!

"WHAAAAAAH, I DON'T NEED THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Vivi cried.

"You dolt!" Biggs shouted at the inane Golisopod. "Stop trying to build Pokémon Card Game decks out of the victims!"

Wedge tried looking for evidence, but there wasn't much. Problem with these kinds of transformations was there was little in the ways of reasoning out how and what could have caused them. It was frustrating for the Machamp, but not in a Candy Crush kind of way. Still hadn't gotten quite that bad yet.

Biggs took a closer look at the card with Spanky the Ekans depicted in the card art. Nothing even seemed suspicious about it and it looked quite authentic like the others. Still, even after looking at the front and the back, it wasn't possible to tell if Spanky was in some kind of stasis, hibernation, or if this meant he was actually dead.

"He's lucky that's not edible!" Vivi moaned.

"How you haven't EXPLODED by now is beyond me," Biggs told Vivi, looking totally surprised. "Just what pray tell is your secret?"

Vivi giggled, and then with a fart and a plopping sound, Biggs covered his bunny mouth in absolute horror.

"AAAGGGGGHHHH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED!!!"

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
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(42) Cherry Bonkers Apartments has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!