★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Even if you wanted to, you can't run from this!!!

MASTER RNG, while whistling "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas," decides to drag...

BULBASAUR as Kyogre and ARNISD as Ampharos to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @arnisd

The RAGGED COIN OF INDUSTRIAL ANARCHY has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD starts up with a Volt Switch! WELL HOLY CRAP, FOLKS, THAT'S THE QUICKEST BATTLE YOU'LL EVER SEE IN THIS GAME WITH THIS OPENING ATTACK. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE BY THE WAY AND AMPHAROS SURE AS HECK CAN LEARN IT. WOWZORS.

ARNISD WINS!

I... uh, wow. Not sure what to say to this baffling outcome, but congrats, arnisd! You choose what happens next, Mr Zap-Happy!