★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

It's a brand new season which means everyone can be a victim hero!

MASTER RNG, dripping in chocolate fudge, drags in...

SAMMY0295 as Unown and ARNISD as Druddigon to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @arnisd

The TACKY COIN OF THE MATHEMATICAL SAMURAI BUNNIES has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 opens with Scratch! It makes a groovy record skip sound!
ARNISD kicks things off with Acid Armor! But he's not sure how to put it on.

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 unleashes Blast Burn! But she remembers what that did to her muffins!
ARNISD strikes with Stun Spore! But he doesn't want to trigger his allergies!

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 tries Electroweb! But she'd rather not fry the internet today.
ARNISD attacks with Reflect! He admires how he looks in a mirror!

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 uses Mirror Coat! But she thinks that would lack the comfort of a regular coat!
ARNISD attempts Thunder Fang! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 attacks with Feint! But she gets confused and decides not to pass out quite yet.
ARNISD unleashes Seed Bomb! But he's not sure how to wire them to explode!

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 strikes with Drill Run! But she remembers not to run with scissors, let alone power tools!
ARNISD tries Thrash! But he gets the attack confused and ends up with garbage.

TURN SEVEN
SAMMY0295 uses Dragon Tail! Problem is she hasn't found a way to take it off the dragon yet.
ARNISD strikes with Hail! He waves hello to everyone!

TURN EIGHT
SAMMY0295 attempts Shadow Punch! She's attacking the darkness!
ARNISD attacks with After You! But he forgets his manners and goes in first.

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 tries Helping Hand! Would be great if she had some!
ARNISD unleashes Quash! Apparently it works against him too!

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Bubble Beam! But she realizes putting soap into a laser gun isn't the way to do it.
ARNISD strikes with Bullet Seed! But nothing happens when he plants 9mm rounds everywhere!

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 uses Psycho Shift! But she's worried driving stick like that might cause an accident!
ARNISD tries Water Gun! It helps if you load it up with water first!

TURN ELEVEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Entrainment! She gets it mixed up and thinks she's supposed to entertain ARNISD!
ARNISD unleashes Spacial Rend! Turns out trying to divide by zero doesn't do it.

TURN TWELVE
SAMMY0295 tries Eruption! But everyone's seen the classic science fair volcano thing before.
ARNISD uses Secret Power! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

TURN THIRTEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Fissure! She breaks a cookie in half!
ARNISD attempts Spikes! But he's worried about what that might do to his tires.

TURN FOURTEEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Mat Block! She guards the carpet with her life!
ARNISD strikes with Belly Drum! But he thinks that might make him lose his lunch.

TURN FIFTEEN
SAMMY0295 unleashes Whirlwind! But blowing everywhere just shifts a few leaves around.
ARNISD attacks with Photon Geyser! He tries dividing by zero again instead!

TURN SIXTEEN
SAMMY0295 tries Stockpile! Only to realize it's totally empty!
ARNISD unleashes Struggle! But it just looks like a funny dance!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SAMMY0295 attempts Rock Wrecker! But using jackhammers is against the rules.
ARNISD uses Relic Song! But he doesn't have time to Google the lyrics!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Eruption! Again with the volcano.
ARNISD unleashes Sky Uppercut! But punching the air doesn't seem to do much.

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 uses Hone Claws! But she can't find her nail clipper!
ARNISD attempts Slash! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

ARNISD WINS!

Yeah... turning someone into a Pokémon that only knows one move is pretty much as cruel as it gets. :P

On that note, arnisd has already Wheeled sammy and he can't evolve, so it's a devolve on this one, and that turns out to be egging as well!

[arnisd]

I'm just happy to win another one xD, egg that boy yes :p

[Neo Emolga]

It's that special, wonderful time again!

MASTER RNG, dancing like an imbecile, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Bewear and BULBASAUR as Shelgon to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Bulbasaur

The SHINY COIN OF THE BUSINESS-PROFESSIONAL JESTER has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Metal Claw! But he gave up trying to get the rust out.
BULBASAUR opens things up with Metronome! But he can't stand the clicking noises.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Heat Wave! He waves hello to the furnace!
BULBASAUR tries Fusion Bolt! He glues two screws together!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Anchor Shot! But his sailboat didn't come with one!
BULBASAUR attacks with U-turn! It turns into a funny dance!

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Bullet Seed! But his pistol can't fire sunflower seeds!
BULBASAUR uses Origin Pulse! But he can't figure out how to get it started!

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Focus Punch! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR unleashes Shadow Punch! He gives the darkness a good whacking but it doesn't do much!

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Attract! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR strikes with Dragon Rush! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER uses Psych Up! But he's just not feeling it in his groove!
BULBASAUR attacks with Stomping Tantrum! But that would upset the tenants downstairs!

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Conversion! But he's still working on his alchemy skills!
BULBASAUR uses Snarl! But it comes out more like a silly sneer!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Sky Uppercut! He gives the air a good punching!
BULBASAUR unleashes Feint! He makes a funky ninja move!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Tackle! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

You can either roll with Devolve or Wheel on this one, dude! What's it going to be?

[Chakramaster]

Oof, here’s where I gotta play it smart. I know he really likes Godmance. So I don’t want him to totally lose it. Cause if when I get to the last line of defense I have I’d wanna stay as a Chu. So I’ll just devolve him in hopes he can evolve back to the Godmance.

[Neo Emolga]

Oof, here’s where I gotta play it smart. I know he really likes Godmance. So I don’t want him to totally lose it. Cause if when I get to the last line of defense I have I’d wanna stay as a Chu. So I’ll just devolve him in hopes he can evolve back to the Godmance.

You got it, but he does get a token out of this! First one to get Fountain of Youth, no less!

[Bulbasaur]

Yay for losing!

[Neo Emolga]

And let's see what happens now!

MASTER RNG, with cotton balls in his ears, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and NOBLEJANOBII as Jigglypuff to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

The ROYAL COIN OF SHINY PINK POTATOES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII starts things up with Core Enforcer! But she doesn't see the point in protecting the centers of apples!
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Hidden Power! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Scary Face! But sticking her tongue out and pulling her bottom eyelid down just makes everyone laugh!
NEO EMOLGA uses Tri Attack! But playing all three rock paper scissors options by himself doesn't seem productive.

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Acupressure! But it just results in a lot of love taps and pokes!
NEO EMOLGA tries Rock Smash! But bashing two rocks together doesn't get much done!

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Flail! She does the funky chicken dance!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Wish! Unfortunately that shooting star was defective.

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Transform! Turns out putting on a costume doesn't count.
NEO EMOLGA uses Wonder Room! But he'd rather not visit the Neverland Ranch.

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII tries Cotton Spore! But it just leaves fuzzy fluffy plushy stuffing everywhere.
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Karate Chop! Turns out he never registered for that class.

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Tickle! But NEO EMOLGA resists the giggles!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Rock Polish! He makes them all shiny, but doesn't see any results!

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Dragon Ascent! She attaches balloons to her Dragonite plushie!
NEO EMOLGA tries Gear Grind! He tosses a clock into a trash compactor!

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mega Punch! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Dragon Ascent! He sends his Flygon plushie up after Noble's Dragonite!

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Lava Plume! But it's thousands of miles away!
NEO EMOLGA uses Psywave! Well, at least he thought it was working!

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Mist! But her fog machine just makes things look spooky.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Grass Whistle! But it's too dry to make a noise!

TURN TWELVE
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Octazooka! But she just shakes her head!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Haze! But he figures adding more fog won't do much either.

TURN THIRTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Sludge! But she just can't stand the smell of it.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Solar Blade! But he can't get the sunlight to stay on his hilt!

TURN FOURTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Speed Swap! But that would make her dizzy!
NEO EMOLGA tries Shadow Punch! But giving the shade a big whacking doesn't do very much!

TURN FIFTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Struggle! But she's got plenty of PP left!
NEO EMOLGA uses Freeze-Dry! But that seems like a bad idea for his wet laundry!

TURN SIXTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Fire Lash! But she burns her whip to ashes!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Sweet Kiss! But it seems a little early for Valentine's Day!

TURN SEVENTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Minimize! She puts the current window on her taskbar!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Earth Power! But he can't find an outlet on the ground!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Dragon Pulse! But her Dragonite plushie is too far up now to beat up!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Double Iron Bash! But he doesn't have any golf clubs with him!

TURN NINETEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Charge Beam! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against her!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Rage! He vents to a Salamence who would rather not hear about it.

TURN TWENTY
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Sand Tomb! But her sandbox doesn't provide enough space!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Simple Beam! But apparently it wasn't easy enough!

TURN TWENTY-ONE!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Stealth Rock! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA tries Fissure! But he can't even get a nick going.

TURN TWENTY-TWO
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bone Club! But she can't seem to find a membership application.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Clanging Scales! But this one just measures his weight instead.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Rolling Kick! But it turns into just rolling.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Gastro Acid! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Ooh holy smokes, that was another close one!

Eh heh, sorry, Noble, but I want my Nefarious Anarchist badge. Hope there's no hard feelings with this Wheelie. :P

[Neo Emolga]

Just savor and appreciate the magic!

NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro(Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

Funny, I pictured this being much worse, but you barely notice the maxed saturation in this one. I mean it's actually a heck of an improvement over the Jigglypuff disaster! XD

I swear, in other banners I've done, it looks like rainbow puke. XD

[Noblejanobii]

Huh yeah it’s actually not bad

[Neo Emolga]

Huh yeah it’s actually not bad

Ah snap, I figured it out.

If you save a picture as a JPEG with any compression to it and then you max the saturation on that JPEG picture, then it becomes rainbow garbage. But if it was always a PNG and never got that compression treatment, it's safe and maxing the saturation won't color-murder it. XD