★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

It maybe your time to shine!

MASTER RNG, doing that funky chicken dance, pulls in...

BUBLASAUR as Grubbin and SAMMY0295 as Gardevoir to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @sammy0295

The BOUNCY COIN OF FLUFFY PINK MUFFINS has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN 1
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Scratch! He gets rid of that itch on his back!
SAMMY0295 begins with Eerie Impulse! Suddenly she gets the urge to watch a horror movie!

TURN 2
BULBASAUR uses Fairy Wind! Turns out a farting fairy is hard to find!
SAMMY0295 tries Water Pledge! She swears to water her lawn!

TURN 3
BULBASAUR unleashes Aeroblast! But it just comes out as a big puff of air.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Copycat! She also lets out a big puff of air.

TURN 4
BULBASAUR utilizes Snarl! But it comes out as a silly growl.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Vice Grip! But it was a bad time to have butterfingers.

TURN 5
BULBASAUR attempts Self-Destruct! But he can't find that big shiny red button anywhere.
SAMMY0295 uses Spark! But she gets zapped from touching her car door.

TURN 6
BULBASAUR strikes with Instruct! But he never organized a lesson plan!
SAMMY0295 tries Sticky Web! But she doesn't feel like cleaning that up later.

TURN 7
BULBASAUR attacks with Knock Off! And he makes a vase crash to the floor!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Rage! But she's feeling quite placid today.

TURN 8
BULBASAUR tries Glaciate! But he's had enough of winter weather already.
SAMMY0295 attempts Tackle! But she doesn't want to get herself dirty tumbling around.

TURN 9
BULBASAUR unleashes Charge Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Anchor Shot! But she doesn't want her boat to be drifted off to sea!

TURN 10
BULBASAUR strikes with Last Resort! He books a vacation to the last place where there was an all-inclusive!
SAMMY0295 tries Dream Eater! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

TURN 11
BULBASAUR utilizes Rock Blast! He blows up a boulder with dynamite!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Foul Play! But she gets mixed up and plays a game with a chicken.

TURN 12
BULBASAUR unleashes Twineedle! But he can't figure out how to sew like that.
SAMMY0295 tries Iron Head! But that sounds like a fast way to get a headache.

TURN 13
BULBASAUR uses Double Iron Bash! But he forgot his golf clubs!
SAMMY0295 utilizes Slam! But that might upset the neighbors.

TURN 14
BULBASAUR strikes with Thousand Arrows! But now he doesn't know which one is his real cursor.
SAMMY0295 unleashes Power Split! But she doesn't feel like sharing with anyone!

TURN 15
BULBASAUR attacks with Shell Smash! But he finds out that's not how the shell game works.
SAMMY0295 uses Wood Hammer! But she's not sure what she's supposed to be building.

TURN 16
BULBASAUR tries Bestow! But he's not sure what to give up!
SAMMY0295 launches Grass Whistle! She whistles at the lawn but it doesn't do anything!

TURN 17
BULBASAUR utilizes Sky Drop! But he's afraid of making Chicken Little go into a panic.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Drill Run! But it seems hard to get the screws in while doing that.

TURN 18
BULBASAUR attacks with Round! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Pay Day! But she only gets a paycheck on a biweekly basis!

TURN 19
BULBASAUR launches Sing! But he doesn't know what song to go with!
SAMMY0295 attempts Ice Burn! She attacks a ice chest with a flamethrower!

TURN 20
BULBASAUR strikes with Thousand Waves! But his arm gets tired around the fiftieth.
SAMMY0295 tries Hone Claws! But she already trimmed her nails today!

TURN 21
BULBASAUR unleashes Fly! But his bag is too big for carry-on!
SAMMY0295 uses Crush Grip! She squishes a soda can in her hand!

TURN 22
BULBASAUR tries Stealth Rock! He dresses up a stone like a ninja!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Memento! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

TURN 23
BULBASAUR uses Assurance! But he doesn't find it very reassuring!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Belly Drum! But she doesn't want an upset stomach.

TURN 24
BULBASAUR attacks with Double Team! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

BULBASAUR WINS!

Dang, close match again!

Well dude, you can devolve sammy, Wheel her, or evolve yourself! What are you pickin'?

[ARandomTool]

Wait, I won? EVOLVE! I need to see a Delcatty in my theme real fast.

[Neo Emolga]

Wait, I won? EVOLVE! I need to see a Delcatty in my theme real fast.

Sorry, but I'm afraid you ran out of time. It defaulted to a normal devolve. :P

[ARandomTool]

Yeah, kind of reminds me of I Am Legend in a way.

...why would you mention I Am Legend when there's a cute kitten involved. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE DOG.

Sorry for the all-caps, it didn't feel right without them.

[Neo Emolga]

...why would you mention I Am Legend when there's a cute kitten involved. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE DOG.

Sorry for the all-caps, it didn't feel right without them.

But that's the dog, though! It's The Book of Eli where the cat gets... well, maybe now's not the time to talk about that.

Ah, don't worry about a thing. Cause every little thing's gonna be alright...

[Neo Emolga]

Madness and mayhem ahoy!

MASTER RNG, whistling a happy tune, yanks in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Typhlosion and SHRUIKAN as Poipole to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @Shruikan

The SILLY COIN OF RED-HOT COTTON CANDY has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with Confuse Ray! But he doesn't understand how it works!
NOBLEJANOBII opens with High Jump Kick! And then gets disqualified from the decathlon!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN unleashes Rock Blast! He blows up a boulder with some dynamite!
NOBLEJANOBII launches Avalanche! She dumps a bag of sugar on a Lego village!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN strikes with Leaf Blade! He chops a leaf perfectly in half!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Fury Attack! She gives SHRUIKAN a flurry of love pats!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN attempts Bolt Strike! He wipes out all the pins but gets disqualified for not using a bowling ball!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Thunder Shock! She tries to spook a lightning bolt but it doesn't seem to pay her any mind.

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Hammer Arm! But it only results in a soft bonk.
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Surf! But she still hasn't waxed her surfboard this year...

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN utilizes Fake Tears! But spraying his face with saline doesn't recreate the effect.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Pursuit! But she hasn't played hide and seek in years!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN tries Zen Headbutt! But he can't wrap his head around how that works!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Covet! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN strikes with Bounce! He hops up and down but can't get any higher than a foot off the ground!
NOBLEJANOBII launches Final Gambit! She plays a royal flush but then realizes this isn't that kind of game.

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Moongeist Beam! Which is hard when the sun is still out.
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Counter! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN attacks with Seed Bomb! He blows up a bunch of avocado pits with dynamite!
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Psychic Fangs! But then she wakes up from her daydream.

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN tries Pin Missile! But he makes a mess of his sewing kit in the process!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Steamroller! But hers is out of gas!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN attempts Bulk Up! But wrapping himself with bubble wrap doesn't quite help.
NOBLEJANOBII launches Aromatherapy! But spraying Fabreeze everywhere just makes the area smell nice.

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN utilizes Chatter! But NOBLEJANOBII doesn't fall for his small talk.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Cotton Spore! But she can't find Q-Tips in the wild!

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN unleashes Last Resort! He books a vacation to where his last had an all-inclusive!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sparkling Aria! But she's not sure which aisle of Wal-Mart has those.

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN attacks with Leaf Blade! Again he hacks a leaf in half!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Force Palm! Despite her efforts, the palm tree refuses to do anything!

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses Sludge Wave! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Synchronoise! She pats her head and rubs her belly at the same time!

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN launches Anchor Shot! But he doesn't want to drift out to sea!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Acid! But she remembers to just say no to drugs!

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN attempts Leaf Tornado! But the most he can do is just get them to spin around in a circle.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Rain Dance! But she cheats and hops around the lawn sprinkler.

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN attacks with Ice Punch! He gives a glacier a nice big whap!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Pollen Puff! But she can't find that in the cereal aisle!

TURN 20
SHRUIKAN utilizes Calm Mind! But he gets distracted by a new YouTube video!
NOBLEJANOBII launches Nature Power! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN 21
SHRUIKAN strikes with Double Team! But making a Xerox copy of himself doesn't quite work the same way!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Thunderbolt! But she can't recreate the effect with jumper cables.

TURN 22
SHRUIKAN launches Floaty Fall! He dumps a bunch of balloons off the balcony!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Psychic Terrain! But it's only just her imagination.

TURN 23
SHRUIKAN tries Secret Sword! But it's been a while and he forgot where he put it!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Power Whip! She lashes out with an extension cord!

TURN 24
SHRUIKAN uses Dark Pulse! He reaches into the shadows but can't feel a heartbeat!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Smog! But it's just the aftermath of the burrito she had earlier.

TURN 25
SHRUIKAN attempts Leaf Blade! And he hacks a third leaf in half!
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Razor Wind! But she can't even get a light gust going.

TURN 26
SHRUIKAN unleashes Gear Grind! He shoves a watch into an industrial compressor!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Throat Chop! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Ah, that was nice, hot, and spicy!

Noble, you can either devolve Shruikan or Wheel him. You get to decide!

[Noblejanobii]

Sorry buddy I’m gonna devolve you!

[Neo Emolga]

Sorry buddy I’m gonna devolve you!

And it's a... EGGALITY!

I'm sure he'll be happy to get Sivally next season, though!

[Noblejanobii]

The next matchup is looking to be interesting

[Neo Emolga]

The next matchup is looking to be interesting

I actually hope I lose. Ugh, so tired of Dunsparce, I think this is the longest anyone has been stuck as the same Pokemon. Probably won't be the next matchup, unless I'm the one who ends up going first next season because it ends up with Chakra versus arnisd.