★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Once you go black...

MASTER RNG, doing a cartwheel, pulls in...

ARNISD as Jangmo-o and NEO EMOLGA as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
@arnisd

The LOOPY COIN OF CRAZED DANCING CHERRIES has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN 1
ARNISD starts things off with Zing Zap! But Zing has a good attorney and he doesn't want to risk that.
NEO EMOLGA begins with Volt Switch! He changes a weak light bulb for a brighter one!

TURN 2
ARNISD utilizes Switcheroo! He drinks a Coke instead of Pepsi!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Heal Order! But that's not on Burger King's menu.

TURN 3
ARNISD attacks with Infestation! But he called Terminix last week to prevent such a thing.
NEO EMOLGA launches Baton Pass! But there's no one behind him to take it!

TURN 4
ARNISD unleashes Poison Tail! But he realizes he just dipped it in chocolate instead!
NEO EMOLGA uses Miracle Eye! But he uses it to discover new memes instead.

TURN 5
ARNISD strikes with Rock Slide! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Close Combat! But he's not sure what to do once he gets there!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Seismic Toss! He hurls a football to a wide receiver!
NEO EMOLGA tries Bolt Strike! He hits a big nail with a hammer!

TURN 7
ARNISD attacks with Horn Leech! He uses a bugle as a drinking straw!
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Conversion! But he hasn't brushed up on his alchemy skills.

TURN 8
ARNISD attempts Mystical Fire! But setting some pixie dust aflame just makes him smell funny.
NEO EMOLGA uses Submission! He enters a contest entry!

TURN 9
ARNISD tries Slam! He shuts the door furiously!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Drill Peck! But he can't find a drill bit that's beak-shaped.

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Spore! But he refuses to buy EA games.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Seed Bomb! He blows up some sunflower seeds with dynamite!

TURN 11
ARNISD unleashes Bouncy Bubble! But it turns out to be a kickball.
NEO EMOLGA tries Mind Blown! He reads some crazy facts online!

TURN 12
ARNISD attacks with Rock Tomb! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA launches Wring Out! He squeezes all the water out of his wet towel!

TURN 13
ARNISD uses Steamroller! But he forgot where he put the keys to his.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Dark Lariat! But he couldn't find a good price for them on Amazon.

TURN 14
ARNISD attempts Minimize! He puts his active window to his taskbar!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Avalanche! He dumps a bucket of snow on a miniature Christmas town!

TURN 15
ARNISD launches Double Team! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

ARNISD WINS!

What a wonderful wipeout! :P

Well, you can either devolve me, evolve yourself, or Wheel me. Your choice!

[AWA1997]

ARNISD uses Spore! But he refuses to buy EA games.

Sounds about right.

(Sorry for butting in on a thread I’m not part of, that line was just perfect)

[Neo Emolga]

Sounds about right.

(Sorry for butting in on a thread I’m not part of, that line was just perfect)

Oh, it's totally fine, no worries on that! XD

[Scytherwolf]

No prob! Let me know if this works. :3

It's perfect! Thank you!

[arnisd]

Hmm you have been a dunsparce for long enough now and wheeling you might not solve that, if you're unlucky enough. So devolve it is, even if I would really like that evolution back.

Egg yourself :p

Also I've owned spore looong before EA got this bad a rep

[Neo Emolga]

Hmm you have been a dunsparce for long enough now and wheeling you might not solve that, if you're unlucky enough. So devolve it is, even if I would really like that evolution back.

Egg yourself :p

Also I've owned spore looong before EA got this bad a rep

You the man!

And yeah, I know it's kind of an old game, but I thought it would be a fun and silly whiff comment. XD

[Neo Emolga]

And Season 17 is now live! Marvel at it's beauty.

SEASON 17

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS CINCCINO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS MAGIKARP
STATUS: UP FIRST!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS SKITTY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS GROWLITHE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SHRUIKAN: AS SILVALLY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 ARNISD: AS JANGMO-O
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS TYPHLOSION
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SAMMY0295: AS KIRLIA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 BULBASAUR: AS GRUBBIN
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

Crazy mayhem awaits you!

MASTER RNG, spinning around as a ballerina, yanks in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Magikarp and SHRUIKAN as Silvally to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Shruikan

The SPARKLING COIN OF FRUIT-FLAVORED TEDDY BEARS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with Embargo! But he's totally against using that move.
CHAKRAMASTER starts with Energy Ball! But crumpling a can of Red Bull into a sphere has no effect!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN unleashes Sand Tomb! He buries some action figures in a sandbox!
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Plasma Fists! But his insurance policy doesn't cover any haphazard that might result from that.

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN launches Mirror Coat! But L.L. Bean didn't have any of those in stock.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flamethrower! But Smokey the Bear reminds him that only you can prevent forest fires.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN attempts Magnet Bomb! He blows up several fridge magnets with a grenade!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Stomping Tantrum! But the people in the apartment downstairs might not appreciate that.

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN strikes with Tickle! And Elmo thanks him for that amusing treatment.
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Fire Fang! He takes a big bite out of a Carolina Reaper pepper!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN tries Guard Swap! He changes his football gear for some hockey gear instead!
CHAKRAMASTER launches Skill Swap! But he doesn't know how to make that kind of exchange.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN unleashes Thief! But his mother always told him that stealing is wrong.
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Confusion! But he doesn't understand how that works!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN tries Earthquake! But he doesn't like that movie and would rather watch something else.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mud Shot! He blasts a puddle with his AK-47!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Guillotine! But he forgot a basket for the head!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Rock Wrecker! But the rock doesn't follow his commands!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN utilizes Bug Bite! But he doesn't think taking a big bite out of a cockroach sounds appetizing.
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Trop Kick! But he last time he kicked Trop he got charged for assault and battery!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN attempts Bonemerang! But he couldn't find that in stock at Wal-Mart.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Constrict! He ties his shoes!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN attacks with Sludge Bomb! He blows up a septic tank with some dynamite!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sky Attack! He swipes several times at the air!

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN launches Grass Whistle! He whistles a happy tune at the lawn!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Switcheroo! He puts Halloween candy in a Christmas present!

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN strikes with Secret Sword! But he can't remember where he hid it!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Luster Purge! He makes the silverware all rusty!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Freeze-Dry! But that ends up being a bad way to take care of his wet laundry.
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Clear Smog! Turns out he needs more than just a desk fan.

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN utilizes Harden! He bakes his cookies a little longer!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Ice Ball! But he realizes a snowglobe doesn't work the same way.

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN attacks with Belly Drum! But he doesn't want to upset his stomach.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Dragon Rush! But his Flygon friend would rather sleep this Sunday.

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN tries Dragon Tail! But he discovers the Dragonite won't let him borrow his.
CHAKRAMSTER utilizes Land's Wrath! But the land is actually feeling quite relaxed today.

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN attempts Aurora Beam! He shoots the aurora borealis with a laser rifle!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Power Swap! He plugs in his phone charger to another outlet!

TURN 20
SHRUIKAN unleashes Head Charge! But he's not sure about plugging his head into an outlet.
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Slam! But he's concerned about the neighbors complaining about the noise.

TURN 21
SHRUIKAN uses Light Screen! But using a window pane as a shield seems like a bad idea.
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Jump Kick! He jumps up and tries to kick himself!

TURN 22
SHRUIKAN launches Psycho Cut! He strikes first when he gets attacked in the shower!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Cotton Spore! He buries himself with cotton balls!

TURN 23
SHRUIKAN strikes with Cut! But he can't seem to find his blasted scissors anywhere.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Nasty Plot! But he doesn't want to have to go to confession later.

TURN 24
SHRUIKAN attempts Last Resort! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Wrap! He keeps his lunch fresh with plastic sheets!

TURN 25
SHRUIKAN utilizes Round! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Sludge Wave! He waves a greeting to a septic tank!

TURN 26
SHRUIKAN uses Horn Leech! He tries to use a bugle as a drinking straw!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Spirit Shackle! He ties chains and locks around his brandy and rum!

TURN 27
SHRUIKAN strikes with Defense Curl! He builds a wall of hair curlers!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Aurora Beam! He blasts the aurora borealis with a laser rifle!

TURN 28
SHRUIKAN attacks with Drill Run! He runs a marathon with power tools in his hands!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Air Slash! He slices at the sky with a knife to no effect!

TURN 29
SHRUIKAN unleashes Taunt! But he merely dances like a silly sap.
CHAKRAMASTER launches Magic Room! But somehow it disappeared!

TURN 30
SHRUIKAN tries Strength Sap! But the tree sap he finds is all sticky.
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Cotton Guard! But his is all fluffy and offers no protection!

TIME!

SHRUIKAN WINS!

Yeah, I had a feeling this was going to happen. :P

Shruikan, you can either devolve Chakra or Wheel him! You get to choose his fun fate!

[Shruikan]

Yep, that'll be a devolve.

[Neo Emolga]

Yep, that'll be a devolve.

And that means another... EGGALITY!

And ooh, he gets his Egg Lover token, too!