★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Nuuh! I lost ma safe cocoon! I can no longer take reduced fall damage!

*Hands over a parachute.*

I got ya, fam.

[Neo Emolga]

Because if DBR got any nuttier, you all might need to sign a waiver.

MASTER RNG, wearing a tower of silly hats, yanks in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Hearcross and BULBASAUR as Grubbin to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @Bulbasaur

The DISCO COIN OF FLOATING LILY PADS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Whirlwind! But she can get her desk fan to pump out one that's strong enough.
BULBASAUR starts up with Origin Pulse! But he can't figure out how to start it.

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF tries Spit Up! She gets rid of that gum that lost its flavor hours ago!
BULBASAUR attacks with Mist Ball! But his water sprayer can't get it out in that shape.

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF utilizes Spikes! But she remembers what those did to her car tires last time.
BULBASAUR unleashes Iron Tail! But even Amazon didn't have those in stock.

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Trip! But visiting a power plant seems like a dull vacation idea.
BULBASAUR attempts Knock Off! His coffee cup goes flying off the table!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Glare! But it makes it hard to see what's on the TV screen.
BULBASAUR tries Vice Grip! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Bug Buzz! But her electric shaver needs to be recharged!
BULBASAUR uses Spite! But he gets the spelling wrong and ends up with lemon-lime soda.

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Bind! She wraps herself with rubber bands!
BULBASAUR attempts Signal Beam! But it's already being used to call in Batman.

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF launches Fury Attack! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR utilizes Thousand Waves! But he doesn't want to go surfing for that long.

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shadow Sneak! But she needs to spend more Abilities Points into her Stealth stat.
BULBASAUR unleashes Frost Breath! But chewing a lot of mint gum doesn't seem to be helping.

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Mud Sport! But she doesn't want to have to take another shower.
BULBASAUR tries Electro Ball! But he blows out his power outlet in the process.

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Mist Ball! But her water sprayer doesn't have that feature either.
BULBASAUR strikes with Sacred Fire! But spraying holy water on his candles only puts them out.

TURN 12
SCYTHERWOLF utilizes First Impression! But we're already on Turn 12.
BULBASAUR uses Rototiller! But he can't figure out the assembly instructions.

TURN 13
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Crush Grip! She squashes a soda can with her fist!
BULBASAUR launches Water Gun! But putting water in the magazine of an AK-47 doesn't get it to squirt.

TURN 14
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dark Void! But she feels uneasy opening up her calculus textbook again.
BULBASAUR attacks with Discharge! He sneezes rather profusely!

TURN 15
SCYTHERWOLF tries Heal Order! But the guy at the Burger King drive-thru tells her that's not on the menu.
BULBASAUR attempts Roar of Time! He shouts the readout on his watch!

TURN 16
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Poison Tail! But her neighborhood Serviper didn't let her borrow his.
BULBASAUR uses Splishy Splash! But he's too embarrassed to go into the kiddie pool.

TURN 17
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Guard Split! She chops her shield in half!
BULBASAUR strikes with Boomburst! He blows up some explosives with even more explosives!

TURN 18
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Feint Attack! But everyone sees through her disguise.
BULBASAUR tries Thunder Wave! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN 19
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Simple Beam! But she can't figure out how it works!
BULBASAUR launches Extrasensory! But the feeling just makes his head feel funky.

TURN 20
SCYTHERWOLF utilizes Veevee Volley! But the Eevee runs away before she can use it as a replacement for a volleyball.
BULBASAUR uses Kinesis! But it turns out to be just his imagination...

TURN 21
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fury Swipes! But she just ends up knocking a bunch of things over.
BULBASAUR strikes with Hypnosis! But he forget his funky pendulum thing at home.

TURN 22
SCYTHERWOLF utilizes Buzzy Buzz! But her electric shaver is still charging!
BULBASAUR attempts Magnetic Flux! But nothing happens after melting all his fridge magnets.

TURN 23
SCYTHERWOLF tries Petal Blizzard! And that gets her banned from her local florist.
BULBASAUR launches Morning Sun! But he's not the early bird type.

TURN 24
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Thief! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR utilizes Grass Whistle! But he can't find one anywhere in his front lawn!

TURN 25
SCYTHERWOLF uses Venoshock! It results in the 3rd and regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Daaaang, it got pretty close there!

Scytherwolf, you can either evolve yourself or perma-egg Bulbasaur. It's your pick now!

[Scytherwolf]

I say evolve myself!

[Neo Emolga]

I say evolve myself!

*Casts magical evolution spell.*

Hey, would you look at that! It worked!

[Chakramaster]

1/3 chance I’ll be up tomorrow xD. Guess we will see soon.

[Neo Emolga]

1/3 chance I’ll be up tomorrow xD. Guess we will see soon.

[Bulbasaur]

Damn, that wombo combo at the end. XD

Anyways, your mercy is appreciated.

[Neo Emolga]

Like jeepers, check this out!

MASTER RNG, with his calico cat named Hera, draws in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Sableye and CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @Chakramaster

The SHEEPY COIN OF SLEEPY SHEEPY SHEEPS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts up with Sizzly Slide! But he's trying to avoid butt burns.
ARANDOMTOOL kicks things off with Bulldoze! But he doesn't have a permit for that yet.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Lick! He enjoys his cherry-flavored lollipop!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Transform! But he's not an Autobot nor a Decepticon.

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Miracle Eye! But he feels getting it at a novelty store probably wasn't the right thing to do.
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Freezy Frost! But he thinks he might need more than just ice cream.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER launches Seismic Toss! It has NO EFFECT on ARANDOMTOOL, causing CHAKRAMASTER to weep with despair!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Eh, okay, I get it. Ghost types are definitely OP in this game, but don't get too itchy to load up your roster with them next game because they're definitely not going to have this kind of edge in DBR2. Trust me, I have been watching this unfold and have been taking notes. >;P

Unfortunately, it would be grossly unfair to change the rules this late in the game, but be prepared! There will be plenty of devious ways to deal with things like this!

Tool has already Wheeled Chakra and he can't evolve, so Chakra's now Pichu.

[Neo Emolga]

Season 21 says howdy, ya'll! Giddy up, cowboys and cowgirls!

SEASON 21

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS MINCCINO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PICHU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA SABLEYE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS MEGA HERACROSS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SHRUIKAN: AS LILLIGANT
STATUS: UP FIRST!

#6 ARNISD: AS WURMPLE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS TYPHLOSION
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SAMMY0295: AS AMOONGUSS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 BULBASAUR: AS GRUBBIN
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

Party time, fun time!

MASTER RNG, having accidentally transformed himself into a hamster, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Lilligant and NEO EMOLGA as Minccino to the battlefield!
@Shruikan

The FRUITY COIN OF EDIBLE MUSIC NOTES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Dragon Tail! But Puff the Magic Dragon blows him off.
SHRUIKAN starts up with Skill Swap! But Ebay doesn't let him post that kind of transaction.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA tries False Swipe! He fakes actually knowing that attack!
SHRUIKAN uses Ice Ball! But he wastes perfectly edible ice cream!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Bind! He messes up tying his shoes!
SHRUIKAN attempts Sketch! But his pencil breaks just as he was getting started!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Wish! But his four-leaf clover proves to be defective!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Charm! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Wide Guard! But he can't fit it through the doorway!
SHRUIKAN tries Tail Slap! But he decides doing that on a Ninetales would be a bad idea.

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA launches Volt Switch! But he can't figure out what the on and off positions are.
SHRUIKAN strikes with Poison Powder! But his anthrax dealer lost their lease.

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA attempts Ice Fang! But that just gives him a really bad ice cream headache.
SHRUIKAN uses Assurance! But he doesn't find it very reassuring!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Electrify! But his backup generator is all out of gas.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Follow Me! But he gets enough of that from the NSA.

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Air Cutter! But his scissors seem ineffective at cutting it.
SHRUIKAN attempts Tail Whip! But the Glameow he finds really doesn't appreciate being used that way.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Double Kick! But he just lands right on his butt!
SHRUIKAN launches Shift Gear! But he's too used to driving automatic!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA tries Me First! But cutting in line is impolite.
SHRUIKAN strikes with Spotlight! But he suddenly gets stage fright!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA attempts Aqua Ring! He pours out some water in a circle!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Sunsteel Strike! But he can't find a Sunsteel Strike For Dummies book anywhere.

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Ice Ball! Now he's wasting ice cream, too!
SHRUIKAN tries Magical Leaf! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Round! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Fly! But he couldn't get any good prices on flight tickets.

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA launches Mat Block! But he believes in the right to buy carpets.
SHRUIKAN attempts Ember! But he knows it's dangerous to play with matches.

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Sleep Powder! But crushing Benadryl and spreading it around doesn't quite have the same effect.
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Sneak! But the shadows see him and he feels embarrassed.

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Bounce! But his super ball flies away much to his dismay!
SHRUIKAN utilizes Icicle Spear! But the Whitewalkers don't let him borrow theirs.

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA tries Avalanche! He dumps the ice tray from the fridge onto a doll house!
SHRUIKAN launches High Jump Kick! And he gets disqualified from the decathlon that way.

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Psystrike! It was working well until he woke up!
SHRUIKAN tries Psycho Shift! But then Windows asks him if he wants to enable sticky keys.

TURN 20
NEO EMOLGA attempts Lick! Finally, the proper way to enjoy ice cream!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Dragon Tail! But he can't find Puff either.

TURN 21
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Fusion Flare! He glues two road flares together!
SHRUIKAN uses Shore Up! But it's high tide and there's barely any beach left.

TURN 22
NEO EMOLGA launches Dragon Claw! But the best he could do was get some Hulk hands.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Relic Song! But he can't remember the lyrics.

TURN 23
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Guillotine! But he forgot the basket for the head!
SHRUIKAN tries Sky Uppercut! He gives the air a good punching to no effect at all!

TURN 24
NEO EMOLGA uses Mud-Slap! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against him!

SHRUIKAN WINS!

Well... crapola. You've already Wheeled me and you can't evolve, so it's a fun egging for me!

Darn, and I was enjoying that adorable Minccino avatar. Meh.