★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

If I had my way I'd be Steel type too to choke out any Fairy OHKOs.

...stupid fairy types, ruining the purpose of a Ghost/Dark Pokemon, they had NO weaknesses until they cane along...

Enough ranting! Devolve!

Dude, you're currently at a five win streak with Mega Sableye, four of which were wins because of the No Effect rule. I think I'll practice working on my Baby-Doll Eyes, Charm, and my Sweet Kiss for the next match-up we might have. >;)

Anywho, Bulbasaur's back to Grubbin again.

[Neo Emolga]

And around we go again!

MASTER RNG, thinking he might have put too much creamer in his coffee, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Quilava and SAMMY0295 as Amoonguss to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @sammy0295

The STEALTHY COIN OF SPICY TETRIS PIECES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII begins with Thousand Waves! But the audience only agrees to do three.
SAMMY0295 starts up with Weather Ball! But it got buried in the snow!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANBOII unleashes High Horsepower! But she prefers more miles to the gallon.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Attract! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Brave Bird! But she's feeling too chicken to try that out.
SAMMY0295 attempts Memento! But she'd rather keep it all to herself.

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Follow Me! But she gets enough of that from the National Security Agency.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Mud Bomb! She blows up a bunch of dirty puddles with dynamite!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII tries Glitzy Glow! But she doesn't like the idea of radioactive glitter.
SAMMY0295 uses Toxic! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Wing Attack! She eats a dozen buffalo wings ferociously!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Powder! It's confectioner's sugar!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Water Shuriken! But it becomes a puddle instantly!
SAMMY0295 launches Revelation Dancer! But she ends up dancing a silly waltz instead.

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Baddy Bad! She destroys all the phone chargers at the airport!
SAMMY0295 uses Psychic Fangs! But it was all just in her imagination.

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII tries Magnitude! But she destroys her bathroom scale in the process.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Quash! It somehow turns the lights off!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII launches Spacial Rend! She tries to divide by zero!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Hyper Voice! But her megaphone needs new batteries.

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Agility! But she's feeling a bit too lazy for that.
SAMMY0295 attempts Whirlpool! But she decided to go for a Maytag dishwasher instead.

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Mind Reader! But it seems to be a blank page when she tries it.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Pollen Puff! But it turns out to be cheese doodles!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Mach Punch! She launches her party drink bowl into the sky!
SAMMY0295 uses Blizzard! She dumps an ice try on a doll house!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Ice Fang! But that just gives her an ice cream headache.
SAMMY0295 tries Power Gem! But it ends up being too expensive!

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII launches Cotton Spore! But ripping up a stuffed teddy bear was not the way to do it.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Air Cutter! But her scissors seem to only work on paper.

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Roost! Turns out it wasn't meant to be a Netflix binge.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Night Slash! She goes around at midnight in her Freddy Kruger costume!

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Thousand Arrows! But her quiver can only hold up to fifty!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Magnetic Flux! But it deactivates her credit card!

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Hammer Arm! She rips open a box of baking soda!
SAMMY0295 launches Leaf Blade! But she only ruins her fern in the process.

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII tries Rollout! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Land's Wrath! But the land is feeling pretty calm and chill today.

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII uses Shadow Punch! She gives the darkness a good whapping!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Belch! But she knows that would be impolite.

TURN 21
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Secret Power! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 attempts Silver Wind! She tosses a bunch of glitter into a breeze!

TURN 22
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Mimic! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Now THAT was a heck of a comeback!

Noble, you can devolve sammy or evolve back to Typhlosion! What are you feeling up for?

[Noblejanobii]

Hmmm let’s go with devolve for now

[Chakramaster]

Gotta hope for the best this next round! I gotta evolve myself back up!

[Neo Emolga]

Hmmm let’s go with devolve for now

Done!

Gotta hope for the best this next round! I gotta evolve myself back up!

Yeah, it's going to get dicey! We'll see what happens!

[Neo Emolga]

For all you folks watching, this is what Season 23 is going to bring!

SEASON 23

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS MEGA LOPUNNY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PICHU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA SABLEYE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS MEGA HERACROSS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SHRUIKAN: AS PETILIL
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 ARNISD: AS WURMPLE
STATUS: UP FIRST!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS QUILAVA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SAMMY0295: AS FOONGUS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 BULBASAUR: AS GRUBBIN
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

So what does chaos taste like?

MASTER RNG, trying to channel his energies through the cosmos, yanks in...

ARNISD as Wurmple and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Sableye to the battlefield!
@arnisd @ARandomTool

The CURLY COIN OF SUGAR BEES has declared ARNISDI strikes first!

TURN 1
ARNISD kicks things off with Wrap! He keeps his food fresh with plastic cling wrap!
ARANDOMTOOL starts up with Bind! He ties up his shoes all funky.

TURN 2
ARNISD attempts Snatch! But mama always told him that stealing is wrong.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Thunder Fang! But waking up Dracula with jumper cables turns out to be a really bad idea.

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Leafage! And then he realized he was supposed to save that salad for something else.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Memento! But he insists on keeping it all to himself!

TURN 4
ARNISD tries Mach Punch! But he doesn't seem keen on strapping a rocket booster to his wrist.
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Burn Up! It turns his hamburgers into hockey pucks!

TURN 5
ARNISD launches Grass Whistle! But he searched his lawn everywhere for one!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Rock Smash! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!

TURN 6
ARNISD attacks with Throat Chop! But he doesn't want to hear crazy wheezing.
ARANDOMTOOL launches Sleep Talk! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Fire Punch! But he thinks twice about whacking the inside of his furnace.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Synchronoise! He pats his head and rubs his belly at the same time!

TURN 8
ARNISD unleashes Attract! But he had enough of that from Valentine's Day.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Detect! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against him!

TURN 9
ARNISD attempts Belch! But that would just be horribly rude.
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Leech Seed! But he couldn't find that anywhere at Home Depot's gardening section.

TURN 10
ARNISD strikes with Assurance! But he got it mixed up with "insurance," saving him hundreds by switching to Geico!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Sand Tomb! He buries his action figures in a sand box!

TURN 11
ARNISD attacks with Rest! But he just guzzled down loads of Red Bull!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Safeguard! But he prefers to live dangerously!

TURN 12
ARNISD launches Stone Edge! But he wants to save it for his rock collection!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Signal Beam! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARNISD!

TURN 13
ARNISD attempts Venoshock! But Veno runs away before he can give him a good zapping!
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Agility! But he's feeling a little too sluggish at the moment.

TURN 14
ARNISD uses Smelling Salts! Turns out substituting it with pretzel salt doesn't quite make the cut.
ARANDOMTOOL launches Wrap! He too, keeps his food fresh with plastic wrap before putting it in the fridge!

TURN 15
ARNISD strikes with Hammer Arm! He rips open a box of baking soda!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Struggle Bug! He flips a beetle on its back!

TURN 16
ARNISD unleashes Guard Swap! He replaces his old shield with a new one!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Smokescreen! Turns out someone really let loose a stinky one.

TURN 17
ARNISD attempts Round! He rolls a ball along!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Magic Coat! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on ARNISD!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Daaaang, that would have been quite the underdog win if arnisd got it!

Mr Tool, you can either devolve arnisd or Wheel him. You decide!

[ARandomTool]

Finish him.
And for the record if I had SD'd, that would be me giving the win to him. Not his underdog win. *hmph*

[arnisd]

Finish him.
And for the record if I had SD'd, that would be me giving the win to him. Not his underdog win. *hmph*

Pff whatever makes you sleep at night :)

[Neo Emolga]

Finish him.
And for the record if I had SD'd, that would be me giving the win to him. Not his underdog win. *hmph*

Welp, he's been egged. :P

Also, if we're going by that logic, then FOUR out of the SIX people that lost to you gave you a win! Ruh-roh!