★Devolution Battle Royale!★

**Chakramaster** · 04-05-2019, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

Happy Friday, everyone!

MASTER RNG, kicking pickles through football field goals, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Noibat and SCYTHERWOLF as Mega Heracross to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Scytherwolf

The MAYHEM COIN OF BAKERY FOODS AND PIXIE POWDER has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts things up with Harden! It results in the 1st regular-damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER begins with Clanging Scales! But the only one he has just measures his weight.

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Clamp! But she releases she left her toolbag at home!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Counter! He starts with 1, then goes to 2, then 3...

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF tries Tail Whip! But it turns out a butt wiggle just doesn't work in its place.
CHAKRAMASTER launches Role Play! But he finds it tricky to work without a script.

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Synthesis! But the last time she checked, she wasn't a flower.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Prismatic Laser! But he forgot to pick that up the last time he was visiting the future.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF breaks out with Sunny Day! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Hydro Pump! But the township doesn't want him using hydrants like that.

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heat Wave! She waves a greeting to the furnace in her basement!
CHAKRAMASTER whips out Blizzard! He dumps an ice tray on a doll house!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Iron Tail! But she feels that would be too heavy to drag around.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Covet! But he only decides to put it on his Amazon wishlist.

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF utilizes Snore! It results in the 2nd regular-damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER breaks out with Return! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Magnet Rise! She attaches a bunch of them to a balloon and lets them float away!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Hyper Voice! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

You are hereby forever forbidden to say you don't have any luck, Pika boy, because YOUR BUTT JUST BARELY GOT OUT OF THAT ONE!

Well, you can devolve Scytherwolf, Wheel her, or evolve to Noivern. Your move, although I pretty much know what you plan on doing!

I’ve been listening to the Theme of Hope from PMD GTI these last 48 hours practically from work related stress. Got a big talk with my boss. This only added to that “hope.” Kinda crazy....and yes everyone hates how lucky I can be when I need it most. My best friend hates how lucky I can get sometimes. I got a drop from a raid in an mmo we used to play that was more rare than finding a shiny. At the time it sold for 300million. Money in that game is insanely hard to come by......soooooo yeah xD.

Gonna evolve on this one.

**Neo Emolga** · 04-05-2019, 04:23 PM

And here we are at Season 34!

SEASON 34

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS PACHIRISU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS NOIVERN
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 SCYTHERWOLF: AS MEGA HERACROSS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 BULBASAUR: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: UP FIRST!

#5 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA MAWILE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

**Bulbasaur** · 04-05-2019, 05:01 PM

Oh jeez, here we go.

**Neo Emolga** · 04-05-2019, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by Bulbasaur

Oh jeez, here we go.

SE JUN PARK EMPOWERS ME! I FEAR NOTHING!

**Noblejanobii** · 04-05-2019, 11:56 PM

Man what is this 2014?

**Neo Emolga** · 04-06-2019, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

Man what is this 2014?

Daang, was it really that long ago?

Well no matter. Legends never die!

**Chakramaster** · 04-06-2019, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

Daang, was it really that long ago?

Well no matter. Legends never die!

When incredible powers come to be like that Pachirisu did. It will never be forgotten. Just the the meme legends.

**Chakramaster** · 04-05-2019, 11:58 PM

More like 2036 on the date February the 33rd.

**Noblejanobii** · 04-06-2019, 07:40 AM

I actually thought it was longer ago but yeah still

**Neo Emolga** · 04-06-2019, 11:24 AM

The madness continues in yet another exciting episode!

MASTER RNG, getting his crackers and cookies mixed up, pulls in...

BULBASAUR as Bewear and NEO EMOLGA as Pachirisu to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur

The SHINY COIN OF HOLIDAY WRAPPING PAPER has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts things up with Baby-Doll Eyes! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on BULBASAUR!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

...

I AM ONE WITH SE JUN PARK AND SE JUN PARK IS WITH ME.

Devolving you, by the way!