Because wonderful mayhem comes in all kinds of different flavors!


MASTER RNG finally woke up today and pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Gloom and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf

The FUZZY COIN OF RODEO SUPERHEROES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF starts with Metal Sound! She clangs two spoons together!
NEO EMOLGA opens with Techno Blast! He plays his electronic dance music extra loud!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Swagger! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Arm Thrust! And he shouts "OBJECTION!"

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Relic Song! But she forgot how the lyrics go!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Perish Song! But he doesn't know how that goes either!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Ancient Power! But it got too outdated!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Freeze-Dry! But he can't convince anyone to jump into the freezer!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Slash! But she remembers what happens to her tires last time she tried that!
NEO EMOLGA tries Meditate! But the sound of a car alarm kills his concentration!

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Taunt! But she forgot what button on the controller does that!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Magic Coat! But Burlington Coat Factory lied and it's just an average jacket!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA uses Hyper Fang! But he's afraid he might hurt his teeth!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF tries Bestow! But she's keeping all her Christmas presents to herself!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Curse! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Cross Chop! But Norway isn't too happy with her cutting their flag in half!
NEO EMOLGA tries Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Gear Grind! But sending her watch through a coffee grinder was a decision she regrets!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Bind! But his batch of paper clips is too small to do anything!

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Moonlight! But it's tough when the sun's still shining!
NEO EMOLGA uses Bouncy Bubble! But that idea goes pop pretty early.

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Clear Smog! But a hard exhale just doesn't seem to be enough!
NEO EMOLGA tries Bone Club! But yesterday's leftovers are long gone!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Lava Plume! But she's not sure how to fly it back from Hawaii!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Megahorn! Turns out he doesn't even have a Minorhorn available.

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Struggle Bug! But that seems mean to do to a poor little insect.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Amnesia! But he forgot what he's supposed to do for that!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Dragon Tail! Turns out most dragons don't have a fuzzy one like she does.
NEO EMOLGA uses Power Split! But messing around with electricity makes him kind of nervous.

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Tail Slap! But it's too soft and fluffy!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Headbutt! But he doesn't want to have to take painkillers for that later.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Imprison! But her pet cage has confusing assembly instructions!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Endure! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!


NEO EMOLGA WINS!


...

...HOW? :O

I'm honestly shocked, I thought I was beyond screwed when I saw the pairing. All it would have taken was one teensy fire move (I held my breath when Lava Plume popped up) and my butt would have been hilariously char-grilled. And funny how it wins with Endure of all things.

Third Sun Stone? Heck, I'll take it! No sense in staying Gloom just to clobber a perfectly good Arcanine avatar and banner, although this ongoing tug-of-war between Gloom and Bellossom is getting pretty hilarious. XD