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MASTER RNG, dripping in chocolate fudge, drags in...

SAMMY0295 as Unown and ARNISD as Druddigon to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @arnisd

The TACKY COIN OF THE MATHEMATICAL SAMURAI BUNNIES has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 opens with Scratch! It makes a groovy record skip sound!
ARNISD kicks things off with Acid Armor! But he's not sure how to put it on.

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 unleashes Blast Burn! But she remembers what that did to her muffins!
ARNISD strikes with Stun Spore! But he doesn't want to trigger his allergies!

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 tries Electroweb! But she'd rather not fry the internet today.
ARNISD attacks with Reflect! He admires how he looks in a mirror!

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 uses Mirror Coat! But she thinks that would lack the comfort of a regular coat!
ARNISD attempts Thunder Fang! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 attacks with Feint! But she gets confused and decides not to pass out quite yet.
ARNISD unleashes Seed Bomb! But he's not sure how to wire them to explode!

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 strikes with Drill Run! But she remembers not to run with scissors, let alone power tools!
ARNISD tries Thrash! But he gets the attack confused and ends up with garbage.

TURN SEVEN
SAMMY0295 uses Dragon Tail! Problem is she hasn't found a way to take it off the dragon yet.
ARNISD strikes with Hail! He waves hello to everyone!

TURN EIGHT
SAMMY0295 attempts Shadow Punch! She's attacking the darkness!
ARNISD attacks with After You! But he forgets his manners and goes in first.

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 tries Helping Hand! Would be great if she had some!
ARNISD unleashes Quash! Apparently it works against him too!

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Bubble Beam! But she realizes putting soap into a laser gun isn't the way to do it.
ARNISD strikes with Bullet Seed! But nothing happens when he plants 9mm rounds everywhere!

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 uses Psycho Shift! But she's worried driving stick like that might cause an accident!
ARNISD tries Water Gun! It helps if you load it up with water first!

TURN ELEVEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Entrainment! She gets it mixed up and thinks she's supposed to entertain ARNISD!
ARNISD unleashes Spacial Rend! Turns out trying to divide by zero doesn't do it.

TURN TWELVE
SAMMY0295 tries Eruption! But everyone's seen the classic science fair volcano thing before.
ARNISD uses Secret Power! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

TURN THIRTEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Fissure! She breaks a cookie in half!
ARNISD attempts Spikes! But he's worried about what that might do to his tires.

TURN FOURTEEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Mat Block! She guards the carpet with her life!
ARNISD strikes with Belly Drum! But he thinks that might make him lose his lunch.

TURN FIFTEEN
SAMMY0295 unleashes Whirlwind! But blowing everywhere just shifts a few leaves around.
ARNISD attacks with Photon Geyser! He tries dividing by zero again instead!

TURN SIXTEEN
SAMMY0295 tries Stockpile! Only to realize it's totally empty!
ARNISD unleashes Struggle! But it just looks like a funny dance!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SAMMY0295 attempts Rock Wrecker! But using jackhammers is against the rules.
ARNISD uses Relic Song! But he doesn't have time to Google the lyrics!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Eruption! Again with the volcano.
ARNISD unleashes Sky Uppercut! But punching the air doesn't seem to do much.

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 uses Hone Claws! But she can't find her nail clipper!
ARNISD attempts Slash! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

ARNISD WINS!


Yeah... turning someone into a Pokémon that only knows one move is pretty much as cruel as it gets. :P

On that note, arnisd has already Wheeled sammy and he can't evolve, so it's a devolve on this one, and that turns out to be egging as well!