Embrace the love and wonder!


MASTER RNG, sporting a wildly huge afro, pulls in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Sableye and BULBASAUR as Charjabug to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @Bulbasaur

The FUNKY COIN OF COLORS AND HAPPY FEELINGS OF GLEE has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN 1
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Heart Stamp! But that would involve some grizzly surgery just to do that!
ARANDOMTOOL starts with Dark Void! But he can't get anyone to peer into his calculus textbook.

TURN 2
BULBASAUR launches Charge! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Shadow Force! But the shadows made it clear they don't feel like doing anything today.

TURN 3
BULBASAUR strikes with Hone Claws! But he threw those out when he was finished eating the lobster.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Dizzy Punch! But then Dizzy the Clown sues him for assault and battery damages.

TURN 4
BULBASAUR unleashes Brave Bird! But he's feeling too chicken to try that out.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Conversion 2! But Chip and Dale tell him they'd rather stay Roman Catholic.

TURN 5
BULBASAUR attacks with Lucky Chant! But the noise of it causes a mirror to shatter!
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Geomancy! But even his elite gardening skills don't quite pull it off.

TURN 6
BULBASAUR uses Head Smash! But that results in a pretty rough football penalty.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Speed Swap! But he refuses to let anyone else drive his car.

TURN 7
BULBASAUR attempts Drill Run! But he can't get his drill to even do a push-up!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with X-Scissor! But that turns out to be the one thing Staples didn't have.

TURN 8
BULBASAUR tries Scary Face! But that's packed away with the rest of his Halloween stuff.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Sandstorm! But he only gets a small dust cloud going.

TURN 9
BULBASAUR attacks with Flatter! He tries to squish his pillow down even more!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Light of Ruin! He decides to install some lampposts around the Parthenon!

TURN 10
BULBASAUR strikes with Boomburst! He blows up some explosives with even more explosives!
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Spacial Rend! But he just destroys his spacey science diorama.

TURN 11
BULBASAUR uses Round! It has NO EFFECT on ARANDOMTOOL, causing BULBASAUR to punch a baby and invent new obscenities!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!


Yeah, that can be a grizzly thing. >.<

Mr Tool, you can devolve Bulbasaur or Wheel him. You decide how the story goes!