★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Haha, not a chance. c:< Love the new look.

I will remember this! You haven't seen the last of me! Rawr.

Anywho...

RNGesus loved yesterday's insanity. A flying squirrel went from sea weasel to melancholy butterfly in less than 48 hours! It was so amazing that he wants to have another go at it. Actually, many more goes at it to be honest.

On that note...

MASTER RNG demands yet another combat tribute. It summons...

SHRUIKAN as Ultra Necrozma and SAMMY0295 as Sawsbuck to the battlefield!

The DERANGED COIN OF MAYHEM has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN dives in with Psych Up! But suddenly remembers that you're not you when you're hungry.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Crabhammer! Well, she would have if she was more crab-like.

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Headbutt! Surprisingly, said immense dragon can't actually use it.
SAMMY0295 tries her luck with Stone Edge! We're still waiting...

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN attempts to strike with Wake-Up Slap! Sammy0295 giggles at the thin air!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Celebrate! But not.

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN strikes with Gunk Shot! Actually, he decides that would be gross.
SAMMY0295 responds with Dazzling Gleam! Nu-uh.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Drill Run! But it's another whiff.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Charm! IT'S A SUPER-EFFECTIVE ONE-HIT KO ON SHRUIKAN!

SAMMY0295 WINS!

@sammy0295, you are the Valkyrie of Triumph today! And your prize for victory includes you getting to decide what happens to our friend Shruikan!

Have fun!

Glad it's not me this time. :P