★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

I know you've been waiting, but wait no longer!

MASTER RNG has been enjoying this chaos, so now it summons...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Swampert and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Magnezone to the battlefield!

The SADISTIC COIN OF CHAOS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARANDOMTOOL starts with using Secret Power! But it's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE and results in the first strike against him!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON gets the idea of using Shadow Punch! But it turns out to be just an idea.

TURN TWO
ARANDOMTOOL runs in with Relic Song! But he forgot the words.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Clamp! Or so we thought...

TURN THREE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Thief! But decides not to because that wouldn't be nice.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Leech Life! No? Guess not!

TURN FOUR
ARANDOMTOOL thinks using Flare Blitz would be great! Guess we'll never know!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Flame Charge! So much for that idea!

TURN FIVE
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Quiver Dance! Turns out he doesn't know how it goes.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Crafty Shield! Guess he left it at home.

TURN SIX
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Bonemerang! But Marowak demands it back before he gets the chance!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with a Rock Blast attack! Just kidding.

TURN SEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL attempts to use Solar Blade! But that would be cheating and Santa's watching.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Sheer Cold! But decides not to because he doesn't want to risk getting the sniffles.

TURN EIGHT
ARANDOMTOOL uses Powder! But calls it back because then he would be caught hacking.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Barrier! It lands the 2nd normal damage strike against ARandomTool!

TURN NINE
ARANDOMTOOL attempts to use Thunder Shock! But a nearby Pikachu tells him "nu-uh."
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries to use Infestation! But there isn't even a fizzling sound.

TURN TEN
ARANDOMTOOL tries to use Power Split! But that's a no.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Lunar Dance! Turns out he just ain't a dancer.

TURN ELEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL tests out a Thunder Punch! That same Pikachu just face-palms now.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes out with a Power Whip! We're still waiting on that one, though.

TURN TWELVE
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Volt Switch! The Pikachu only wishes he hadn't been watching now.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts an Uproar! It comes out kinda quiet, though.

TURN THIRTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL charges in with Barrier! But that too is NOT VERY EFFECTIVE and results in the third and final strike against him!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

@Voltaire Magneton, you're today's winner! Show ARandomTool just how much care and compassion you have for him! We're all excited to see your empathy at work!