★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

I smell trouble. It smells delicious!

And HAPPY THANKSGIVING, you peeps!

MASTER RNG hungers for chaos. It decides two of you would be essential ingredients and decides to pull...

NEO BEAUTIFLY as Beautifly and SHRUIKAN as Remoraid to the battlefield!

The INSANE COIN OF TRAVESTY has declared NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO BEAUTIFLY kicks things off with a Core Enforcer! But he just ends up chanting a pretend magic spell.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Trump Card! But it ends up being just a photo of the US President.

TURN TWO
NEO BEAUTIFLY tries Reflect! It's mirror!
SHRUIKAN responds with Secret Power! It's the first normal damage strike on NEO BEAUTIFLY!

TURN THREE
NEO BEAUTIFLY attempts a Bolt Strike attack! But it turns out to be just a silly dance.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Wing Attack! But you kind of need wings to do that.

TURN FOUR
NEO BEAUTIFLY tries Shift Gear! But he realizes he's not driving a car right now.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Assurance! It's not very reassuring!

TURN FIVE
NEO BEAUTIFLY attacks with Wonder Room! But they stop him before he puts up silly wallpaper.
SHRUIKAN attempts Endeavor! But it goes a little quiet.

TURN SIX
NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes with Lick! But decides kicking a fish doesn't sound very tasty.
SHRUIKAN retaliates with Rock Slide! But he just makes a funny face trying to attempt it.

TURN SEVEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY uses Instruct! But SHRUIKAN doesn't feel like learning today.
SHRUIKAN uses Sacred Fire! He lights a candle!

TURN EIGHT
NEO BEAUTIFLY attacks with Uproar! But ends up just making a lot of noise.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Trick-or-Treat! But realizes he's got his holidays mixed up.

TURN NINE
NEO BEAUTIFLY unleashes Mist Ball! But it just gets things wet.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Drain Punch! Except he's got fins, not fists.

TURN TEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes with Head Smash! It's just algebra...
SHRUIKAN uses Cross Poison! But it ends up just as an attempt to put soy sauce into Coca Cola.

TURN ELEVEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY attempts Assurance! But that's not assuring either!
SHRUIKAN attacks back with Flamethrower! It's a Super-Effective KO on NEO BEAUTIFLY!
Seriously, Remoraid can use it. XD

SHRUIKAN WINS!

@Shruikan, you've done it and accomplished my second butt-kicking! It's all up to you now!