★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

MoAR! MOAR!!!!



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It can't stop itself as it drags in...

SAMMY0295 as SAWSBUCK and NEO VIKAVOLT as Vikavolt to the battlefield!

The DESTRUCTIVE COIN OF SLAUGHTER has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 makes her opening move Cosmic Power! But it ends up just being a whole lot of glitter.
NEO VIKAVOLT opens with Electroweb! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE attack, resulting in the first normal damage strike against him!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 attacks with Rock Smash! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE strike, resulting in the first normal damage strike against her!
NEO VIKAVOLT unleashes Counter! But he just starts counting up from 1.

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 strikes with Phantom Force! But it's really just her silly Halloween costume.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks back with Tail Whip! But he just ends up shaking his butt.

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 unleashes Metal Sound! It ends up just being nuts and bolts dropped on a catwalk.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Double Hit! But he just spins around all silly-like.

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 uses Dragon Pulse! She ends up just chanting in a funny way.
NEO VIKAVOLT tries Sketch! It's a cute drawing, but that's all it ends up being.

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 attempts Cross Poison! She just puts laxatives into the brownie batter again.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Sticky Web! But it's just more leftover Halloween decorations again.

TURN SEVEN
SAMMY0295 tries Hydro Pump! But she discovers it's too cold to turn the garden hose on.
NEO VIKAVOLT strikes with Supersonic! It ends up just being an annoying noise.

TURN EIGHT
SAMMY0295 uses Assurance! But it doesn't end up being very reassuring.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Double Kick! But he just spins and nearly trips over himself.

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 attacks with Avalanche! But she just pushes a lot of snow off the roof.
NEO VIKAVOLT tries Miracle Eye! He just makes a really weird stare.

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Mist Ball! But she just ends up spraying water into the air.
NEO VIKAVOLT attempts Electro Ball! But he just zaps a soccer ball in a funny way.

TURN ELEVEN
SAMMY0295 tries Heal Bell! But it's really just a regular cow bell she rings.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Dragon Pulse! It just turns into a silly spectacle.

TURN TWELVE
SAMMY0295 uses Mean Look! She ends up just looking grumpy.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Flail! But he just does a funny shake.

TURN THIRTEEN
SAMMY0295 attempts Fairy Wind! But she just throws glitter into a desk fan.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Body Slam! But he just crashes into the ground.

TURN FOURTEEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Charge! But she just runs around all crazy like.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Electric Terrain! But he just plays the song Electric Avenue.

TURN FIFTEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Brick Break! But she just uses a hammer to smack blocks around.
NEO VIKAVOLT strikes with Magnitude! But just jumps up and down like a silly sap.

TURN SIXTEEN
SAMMY0295 attempts to use Happy Hour! But the bar tells her that only starts at 4pm.
NEO VIKAVOLT tries out Rock Climb! Turns out he's not very good at it.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SAMMY0295 uses Feather Dance! But she just smashes a bunch of feather pillows open while strutting around in a funny way.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Scald! But he ends up just landing on his butt.

TURN EIGHTEEN
SAMMY0295 tries Roar! It just results in a lot of zany shouting and pouting.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Telekinesis! But he just makes a goofy face doing do.

TURN NINETEEN
SAMMY0295 strikes with Guard Swap! She just changes out the pillow she's using as a shield.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Grass Whistle! But just ends up blowing air.

TURN TWENTY
SAMMY0295 uses Petal Dance! But ends up stepping all over the daisies instead.
NEO VIKAVOLT attempts Shadow Bone! Except he can't remember where he last put it.

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SAMMY0295 tries out Defend Order! But it doesn't sound like her imaginary friends are listening!
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with U-Turn! He just spins around the other way!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SAMMY0295 uses Growth! But she finds her mark on her growth chart is the exactly the same as last time!
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Trick! But he finds the rabbit he had in his hat ran off somewhere.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SAMMY0295 tries Hurricane! She ends up just making a lot of wind-blowing sound effects with her mouth.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Charm! But SAMMY0295 doesn't think he looks good at all.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SAMMY0295 attacks with Magnitude! But she just hops up and down.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Play Nice! He just stands and smiles.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SAMMY0295 uses Steamroller! But she can't get it through the front door.
NEO VIKAVOLT attempts Shadow Force! But she just opens an umbrella instead.

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SAMMY0295 strikes out with Aeroblast! But she just ends up blowing air through a drinking straw.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks out with Spotlight! It ends up being just a flashlight.

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SAMMY0295 attacks with Stun Spore! But it's really just a bunch of mushrooms thrown everywhere.
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Freeze-Dry! It doesn't do his dinner any favors.

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
SAMMY0295 uses Parabolic Charge! But she just runs randomly in a funky way.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Thunder Wave! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE attack, landing the second normal damage strike against him!

TURN TWENTY-NINE
SAMMY0295 attempts Conversion! She changes her dinner order!
NEO VIKAVOLT uses Sludge! It's just the remains of his melted popsicle.

TURN THIRTY
SAMMY0295 strikes with Horn Attack! She shakes her head in a comical way!
NEO VIKAVOLT tries Mega Kick! Except his feet are all tiny now.

TURN THIRTY-ONE
SAMMY0295 uses Amnesia! Except she kind of forgot how it works.
NEO VIKAVOLT strikes with Strength! But he just hasn't been working out enough.

TURN THIRTY-TWO
SAMMY0295 attempts Leaf Storm! But it's just her using the leaf blower again.
NEO VIKAVOLT tries Close Combat! He flies in close only to make a funky dance.

TURN THIRTY-THREE
SAMMY0295 uses Smog! But she's not allowed to bring in a farting Skuntank.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Moonlight! But no one wants to wait eight hours for that.

TURN THIRTY-FOUR
SAMMY0295 attacks with Copycat! But no one wants to wait eight hours for that.
NEO VIKAVOLT strikes with Belly Drum! It ends up sounding more like a silly chest slap.

TURN THIRTY-FIVE
SAMMY0295 strikes with False Swipe! But just does a funny motion with her hoof.
NEO VIKAVOLT attacks with Rollout! But ends up just somersaulting around.

TURN THIRTY-SIX
SAMMY0295 tries Feint Attack! It lands the third and final normal damage strike on NEO VIKAVOLT!

SAMMY0295 WINS!

Lordy, that was LONG AS FRICK.

@sammy0295, you win battle #3! It's up to you to decide what new direction my fate gets headed toward!