★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

It's down to you and me, @Scytherwolf!

MASTER RNG craves more havoc, so it decides to bring along...

NEO GLOOM as GLOOM and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefiled!

The DERANGED COIN OF MANIA has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Aqua Ring! But she just spills water in a circle.
NEO GLOOM starts with Dragon Rush! But he just charges around pretending to be a Flygon.

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Laser Focus! It hits NEO GLOOM for the 1st regular damage strike!
NEO GLOOM uses Wring Out! But he only uses it on a wet towel.

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Aurora Beam! But it ends up being just a flashlight with a colored lens.
NEO GLOOM attacks with Spacial Rend! But he has absolutely no clue what he's doing.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Smog! But it's really a fog machine!
NEO GLOOM uses Spider Web! But it's actually silly string.

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Torment! But she's feeling too nice today!
NEO GLOOM tries Refresh! But the air purifier only goes so far.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Guard Split! And it ends up being a ninja move that doesn't make sense.
NEO GLOOM attacks with Mud Sport! But it just hasn't rained enough for a while!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Taunt! But she just looks silly!
NEO GLOOM unleashes Stun Spore! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd strike against him!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF tries Tackle! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NEO GLOOM!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Wow, so that's my 4th loss in a row! What gives, RNG? WHAT GIVES!?

Since you've already Wheeled me before and you can't evolve, I'm taking it as a devolution. :P