And the madness continues!


MASTER RNG wants some spicy carnage so it drags...

SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim and NEO ODDISH as Oddish to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf
(Guess it loves this match-up all the time!)

The LEGENDARY COIN OF TACTICAL INSANITY has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Volt Switch! She turned the lights on!
NEO ODDISH starts with Outrage! But he's still too mellow for that!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with False Swipe! False enough to the point where it didn't happen!
NEO ODDISH uses Brave Bird! But he's a little too chicken for that! (har har)

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Trop Kick! But she just does a little dance instead!
NEO ODDISH unleashes Sky Uppercut! But that's a little hard without hands!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Inferno! But Smoky the Bear tells her only she can prevent forest fires.
NEO ODDISH tries Hold Back! Well, he holds back alright.

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spiky Shield! But using a Sandslash as a living shield doesn't work out.
NEO ODDISH tries Fire Fang! But he isn't crazy about spicy vampires.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Bounce! But he exercise ball deflates!
NEO ODDISH uses Thunder Punch! But with no hands...

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Dive! But there's no swimming pool here!
NEO ODDISH tries Flame Charge! But he doesn't like the heat.

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sand Tomb! But she forget a shovel!
NEO ODDISH attempts Waterfall! But that doesn't fly either.

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Shadow Sneak! But it's too bright out!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Stone Edge! But he didn't feel like carrying rocks today.

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shock Wave! But her batteries are dead.
NEO ODDISH tries X-Scissor! But he just does a funky dance.

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Flash Cannon! But weaponizing her camera doesn't work!
NEO ODDISH strikes with Rock Blast! But yeah, without those rocks...

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Psycho Boost! But she's not up for a Hitchcock marathon.
NEO ODDISH tries Rock Polish! Really should have brought those rocks along...

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Discharge! We laugh as she keeps thinking she's an electric type and I'm a rock type.
NEO ODDISH tries Harden! But he's too much of a softie.

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Heart Swap! But that would require some pretty intense surgery.
NEO ODDISH attacks with Forest's Curse! But he realizes the forest doesn't like foul language.

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Take Down! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO ODDISH!
NEO ODDISH responds with Multi-Attack! But he just can't figure out how that works.

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mimic! But she's not into the whole mime thing.
NEO ODDISH attempts Hone Claws! But he doesn't even have hands.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hypnosis! But NEO ODDISH has had his morning coffee. ;)
NEO ODDISH uses Karate Chop! But again, no hands!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Hydro Pump! But she didn't connect the hose.
NEO ODDISH tries Freeze-Dry! But he's not up for the chilly right now.

TURN NINETEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Super Fang! But decides on no for vampires.
NEO ODDISH tries Roar! But it just sounds adorable!

TURN TWENTY
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Defend Order! But she's the only one listening!
NEO ODDISH uses Spark! No, you're not an electric type either!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Focus Punch! But she forgot how it goes!
NEO ODDISH tries Megahorn! No hands and no horns either.

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Aurora Beam! It's that colored flashlight again!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Fling! But there's no rubber bands anywhere!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Substitute! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO ODDISH!
NEO ODDISH responds with Mega Punch! Still no hands!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Bolt Strike! Still not an electric type, ma!
NEO ODDISH uses Rototiller! I don't even know what that is.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Fire Pledge! But she's not up for making promises like that.
NEO ODDISH tries Leer! But he's too adorable!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Power Swap! But she'd rather keep her powers to herself.
NEO ODDISH strikes with Soft-Boiled! But he lacks the eggs for that!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mean Look! But she's too cute for that too!
NEO ODDISH uses Swift! But he's feeling more sluggish.

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF uses Disarming Voice! But she forgot what she's supposed to say!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Heal Block! Was it supposed to be a cube?

TURN TWENTY-NINE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Leer! She's also too cute for that!
NEO ODDISH tries Brick Break! But he can't figure out how to use the jackhammer!

TURN THIRTY
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Memento! But she just ends up singing a nice song.
NEO ODDISH attacks with Fake Tears! But he ain't no crybaby.

TURN THIRTY-ONE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder! Nope, still no electric powers!
NEO ODDISH tries Eruption! He drops Mentos into diet Coke!

TURN THIRTY-TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Baby-Doll Eyes! She looks adorable, but it doesn't do much more than swoon the audience!
NEO ODDISH strikes with Gyro Ball! But it's a Greek gyro squashed into a ball and it just gets messy.

TURN THIRTY-THREE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Boomburst! But she kind of forgets how that goes too.
NEO ODDISH attempts Focus Energy! But he's feeling a little sapped out.

TURN THIRTY-FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF uses Drill Peck! It's cute without a beak!
NEO ODDISH attacks with Heart Swap! But yeah, no surgery here, please.

TURN THIRTY-FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Diamond Storm! But you'd need to be pretty rich for that.
NEO ODDISH attempts Sludge Bomb! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

NEO ODDISH WINS!


AT LAST THE LOSING STREAK DIES! Sorry, but I badly needed this for once. XD

Guess I'm probably one of the more merciful ones here and I'm going to take my evolution back to Gloom (as tempting as it is to Wheel Scytherwolf!!!). Because I'm a persistent die-hard little badass and want Bellossom, as bloody awful as Gloom is. Plus Scytherwolf's Cherrim getup is fantastic and it's one of my most prestigious accomplishments. XD

On top of all that there's a token to be won out of pulling this off, so... there's that. WE TRY AGAIN!