★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Madness ahoy!

MASTER RNG is feeling the holiday spirit and decides to pull in...

NEO EMOLGA as Gloom and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf
AGAIN!? SERIOUSLY!?

The CRAZED COIN OF FIERY JUXTAPOSITION has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Spotlight! But she forgot the batteries!
NEO EMOLGA starts with Fusion Bolt! But that involves heavy math!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bind! But her rubber bands are all old and crumbly.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Reversal! He starts walking backwards!

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mind Blown! And it turns into a sensational meme!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Light of Ruin! But he forgot where the switch is.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Spider Web! But it just sticks to her hand!
NEO EMOLGA uses Strength! Apparently he hasn't been working out enough!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Wood Hammer! Could have, should have, wood have.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Flame Charge! But sticking chili peppers in an outlet doesn't seem to be very effective.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Milk Drink! Problem is you need money for that.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Infestation! IT'S A SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO STRIKE ON SCYTHERWOLF!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

*GRABS SUNSTONE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND ENJOYS SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FLOWER POWER.*

Thank you! Thank you!

Sorry to leave you as Cherrim even longer Scyther, but I needed to scrap Gloom ASAP for my sanity's sake. XD