★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

I have an important announcement!

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There is no Dana, only Zuul.

MASTER RNG celebrates a pajama party by pulling in...

SAMMY0295 as Vikavolt and ARNISD as Ampharos to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @arnisd

The EU-CERTIFIED COIN OF JET-POWERED GINGERBREAD MEN has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD kicks things off with a Zen Headbutt! He bonks his own head extra hard!
SAMMY0295 starts with Bolt Strike! It's a riveting experience!

TURN TWO
ARNISD uses Aurora Beam! But it's really his melted crayon creation.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Air Slash! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

TURN THREE
ARNISD tries Heal Order! A miscommunication gets him lots of extra shoe components!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Kinesis! But she really just daydreams!

TURN FOUR
ARNISD strikes with Fire Pledge! But Smoky the Bear pokes him for that.
SAMMY0295 tries Night Daze! But once again she's reminded of why not to drink coffee at midnight.

TURN FIVE
ARNISD uses Crafty Shield! But he finds his homemade cosplay not quite as effective.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Stockpile! Only to find it's empty!

TURN SIX
ARNISD attacks with Brine! But it's been a while since he's been to the beach.
SAMMY0295 tries Endeavor! But a sudden bite of laziness kicks in.

TURN SEVEN
ARNISD strikes with Dragon Hammer! But he realizes Home Depot doesn't carry those.
SAMMY0295 uses Hyper Voice! Only to find her megaphone is out of batteries.

TURN EIGHT
ARNISD tries Tail Glow! But dipping his tail in the goopy mix of a 100-broken glow sticks is more comical than effective.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Mat Block! But trying to use a carpet as a shield just looks funny.

TURN NINE
ARNISD uses Bullet Punch! But he gets interrupted by the NRA asking for donations.
SAMMY0295 tries Fiery Dance! But she forgot her lighter.

TURN TEN
ARNISD tries Power Swap! But decides he doesn't want to trade his Charizard card after all.
SAMMY0295 uses Psychic Terrain! But feels she might need more interior decorating experience first.

TURN ELEVEN
ARNISD uses Cotton Spore! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Mega Punch! But she only spikes the fruit punch bowl with Red Bull.

TURN TWELVE
ARNISD tries Skull Bash! He wrecks Guzma in a rap battle!
SAMMY0295 uses Ice Fang! But putting on vampire fangs while chewing minty fresh gum doesn't work as an alternative.

TURN THIRTEEN
ARNISD unleashes Hypnosis! But no one's getting sleepy.
SAMMY0295 tries Psywave! But it's just another daydream!

TURN FOURTEEN
ARNISD attacks with Magnet Rise! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against him!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Leech Seed! But then decides she doesn't want gardening responsibilities.

TURN FIFTEEN
ARNISD uses Taunt! But his Matrix-style "come here" wave just gets eyes rolling.
SAMMY0295 tries Thunder Shock! But it gets her a lot of static cling instead.

TURN SIXTEEN
ARNISD attacks with Detect! But he doesn't sense anything in the Force!
SAMMY0295 tries Psychic Fangs! Well, at least she imagines it well.

TURN SEVENTEEN
ARNISD unleashes Leer! But he just wears a funny smile!
SAMMY0295 uses Shock Wave! But it's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, counting as a 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN EIGHTEEN
ARNISD uses Shore Up! But it's a long drive to the beach!
SAMMY0295 tries Frenzy Plant! She decides to go nuts gardening after all!

TURN NINETEEN
ARNISD attacks with Plasma Fists! But he figures that might get him on the FBI wanted list.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Self-Destruct! But she forgot where the detonator button is.

TURN TWENTY
ARNISD uses Electrify! But it would short-circuit his Christmas light display.
SAMMY0295 uses Bonemerang! But that Marowak doesn't want her to borrow it.

TURN TWENTY-ONE
ARNISD tries Crabhammer! Turns out Home Depot doesn't have that one in stock either.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Spider Web! But she already vacuumed everything clean!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
ARNISD unleashes Parabolic Charge! But he doesn't feel like doing the math today.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Nuzzle! It's not as cute as she thought it would be.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
ARNISD strikes with Double Team! It lands the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

ARNISD WINS!

It's now your party, amigo! Select what fine festivities await! Remember, service with a smile!