Ho, ho, ho, what do we have here!?


MASTER RNG, as a maniacal sugar plum fairy, drags in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Weepinbell and SAMMY0295 as Wigglytuff to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @sammy0295

The ODDLY PLACED COIN OF ILL-TIMED EASTER EGGS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF starts up with Final Gambit! Turns out she wants to keep playing!
SAMMY0295 begins with Fling! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF uses Body Slam! But that would give her an upset stomach!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Grassy Terrain! But the lawn she magically conjured doesn't have the same effect!

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Ice Burn! But she ends up with water that way!
SAMMY0295 tries Harden! But her winter coat is too soft!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Assist! But she's all alone!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Spectral Thief! But she's feeling too festive and alive for that!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Whirlpool! But it's just her washing machine!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Hail! She sends a greeting to everyone!

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF uses Plasma Fists! Problem is leaves don't make good fists.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Flying Press! She flaps her hands and does a belly flop!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Bone Rush! Turns out plants don't have any!
SAMMY0295 tries Cut! But she misplaced her scissors again!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Rain Dance! But she hops and wiggles and it's still sunny!
SAMMY0295 uses Mach Punch! But attaching wings to her hand doesn't make it go any faster!

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Throat Chop! But it turns into more of a love tap on the neck!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Vine Whip! But she used her last one to go swinging from a tree!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with X-Scissor! But the only scissors she knows of are shaped like a Y!
SAMMY0295 tries Hyperspace Hole! But she can't wrap her head around how that works!

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts False Swipe! But not swiping at all doesn't count!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Outrage! But the Christmas spirit has her feeling too mellow!

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Covet! But she already got everything she wanted for Christmas!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Magnet Bomb! But they're all too stuck together!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Metal Burst! But she doesn't have anything metallic to blow up!
SAMMY0295 attempts Spider Web! But Spiderman is too busy celebrating the holidays with Mary Jane to help with that!

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Beat Up! But the Ghost of Christmas Future shakes his finger at her for that idea!
SAMMY0295 tries Scratch! But she doesn't have the nails she needs for that!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Land's Wrath! But the Land is feeling too festive at the moment!
SAMMY0295 strikes with V-create! But drawing a V in the sand doesn't seem to do much!

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Trick Room! But she quickly runs out of fun house mirrors to paste to the walls!
SAMMY0295 uses Smack Down! But she realizes Santa's still watching!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Tackle! She hops at SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Double Team! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Needle Arm! Turns out she doesn't have needles nor arms!
SAMMY0295 attempts Destiny Bond! But she doesn't feel that connected to SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN NINETEEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Signal Beam! Turns out the batsignal is already in use.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psyshock! But it's all in her head!

TURN TWENTY
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Magical Leaf! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Stockpile! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

SAMMY0295 WINS!


Up to you, sammy! You can devolve or Wheel! And Wheeling would give you a shiny Nefarious Anarchist badge! So how's your Christmas spirit today!?