★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Chakramaster]

Yeah, I figured most people were busy with friends and family, so I knew there was kind of a chance you might be out and about.

But hey, at least that crappy Weepinbell avatar and banner are gone! See, silver linings everywhere!



We'll see how that goes!

*Spinzors*

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

...Woooow, going back to MS Paint after so many years of Photoshop. That's like wearing diapers again!

Noooooo, not the diapers! It’s like a nightmare. XD and wow the usertitle kinda fits with Bewear. Pffft xD

[Neo Emolga]

And let's see what happens today!

MASTER RNG, wearing silly pink panties, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @Voltaire Magneton

The LOONY COIN OF SAMURAI CIRCUS CLOWNS has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with Bulk Up! But wearing a fluffy sweater doesn't quite help the same way!
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Drill Peck! But that would really hurt her nose!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries King's Shield! But he doesn't even have the Peasant version available.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Slash! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Signal Beam! But his strobe light just gets pesky!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Freezy Frost! But her mint gum only gives her minty fresh breath!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Forest's Curse! But the forest abstains from profanity today.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Draining Kiss! But she thinks of better ways to deal with the clogged bathtub.

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Psychic Terrain! But it just makes his head feel woozy.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Earthquake! But she can't even get a little rumble going.

TURN SIX
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Low Kick! But it turns into squirming when you don't have feet!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Iron Defense! While eating lots of spinach is good for you, it doesn't exactly make you impenetrable.

TURN SEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psystrike! But it was just in his imagination!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Prismatic Laser! But her light show only gets a party going!

TURN EIGHT
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Electroweb! But he just can't get it together!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Trump Card! But she feels that might mess up her Twitter stream.

TURN NINE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Nature Power! But Nature's feeling somewhat sleepy today.
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Mist Ball! But her fog machine was empty since last Halloween!

TURN TEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Freeze Shock! But he just short-circuits his refrigerator!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Curse! It has NO EFFECT on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON, causing NOBLEJANOBII to become overwhelmed with dismay and defeat!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

The ball's in your court and you've got devolve or Wheel as your options! What's it going to be?

[Noblejanobii]

Nooo my master plan!! Curse you normal types!

[Bulbasaur]

There goes one fairy! Two to go!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Whelp, that means I'm gonna be a messy Dunsparce for a longer time.

Anyways, W H E E L!

[Neo Emolga]

Nooo my master plan!! Curse you normal types!

The funny thing is you tried to Curse him and... well, we saw how that turned out. :P

Whelp, that means I'm gonna be a messy Dunsparce for a longer time.

Anyways, W H E E L!

Urp, you do realize you run the risk of giving her evolution stages by Wheeling her, right?

Welp, too late now! We know who to blame if she wins! >;P

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Bellossom (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Chimecho (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Clefairy (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Mudkip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Smoochum (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Comfey (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: S P I C Y H O T R E D
Theme #2: Mr. Game & Watch inspired
Theme #3: graphic design is my passion
Theme #4: WEEB
Theme #5: Welcome to Doki Doki Literature Club! (which act? idk about you ;) )

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Certified Fortnite Dance Instructor
Usertitle #2: waiting for Despacito 2
Usertitle #3: graphic design is my passion
Usertitle #4: STAN TALENT STAN LOONA
Usertitle #5: o w o whats this???

LMAO, I bet she's actually going to enjoy this one considering she likes anime. XD

I guess it depends on how much she... likes Mudkips. There, I said it! XD

[Neo Emolga]

And it's down to just you and me, arnisd!

MASTER RNG, trying to get extra millage out of his purple kitty cat costume, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and ARNISD as Gallade to the battlefield!
@arnisd

The CURLY COIN OF PASSIONATE RIGATONI has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Safeguard! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD opens with Smog! Nah, it turns out someone in the audience really farted hard.

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Fury Cutter! Problem is he doesn't know how to inject his scissors with adrenaline.
ARNISD attacks with Toxic Spikes! But he remembers he tossed those when they ruined the tires of his car.

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA tries Metal Sound! But dragging a rake across a chalkboard sounds like a bad idea for everyone!
ARNISD uses Leer! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA attempts Frenzy Plant! But gardening after drinking Red Bull doesn't quite have the same result!
ARNISD tries Spike Cannon! But trying to make a cannon out of a cactus has terrible results.

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Harden! But his attempt to fashion bark armor goes terribly!
ARNISD attacks with Energy Ball! And that results in an exploded soccer ball!

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA tries Guard Swap! But he doesn't have one to barter with!
ARNISD unleashes Psybeam! Apparently he missed that class! (I'm very surprised Gallade doesn't have this one)

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Stun Spore! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD attacks with Spiky Shield! Problem is he spiked up both sides!

TURN EIGHT
NEO EMOLGA uses Solar Beam! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on ARNISD!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Sorry, dude, but... welcome to Wheels. I'll try to make it fun, but no promises!

[Neo Emolga]

This may hurt for just a moment. ;P

NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro(Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

Apparently my Wheel loves 1s today. :P

And yeah, I know. My Wheel is horrible. Scytherwolf knows all about that. XD

[Neo Emolga]

And this is the madness we're looking at for Season 8! What a great way to bring in the new year! :D

SEASON 8

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS BELLSPROUT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS CLEFAIRY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS MEGA SLOWBRO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MUDKIP
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS WIGGLYTUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS SALAMENCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[arnisd]

This may hurt for just a moment. ;P

NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: Mega Slowbro(Stage 3 of 3)
Pokémon #2: Lilligant (Stage 2 of 2)
Pokémon #3: Weepinbell (Stage 2 of 3)
Pokémon #4: Grubbin (Stage 1 of 3)
Pokémon #5: Foongus (Stage 1 of 2)
Pokémon #6: Luvdisc (Stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Landfill Fun!
Theme #2: Why Photoshop's "Dissolve" is awful
Theme #3: MaX sAtUrAtIoN!
Theme #4: Celebrating the wrong holiday!
Theme #5: Trying to draw with my non-dominant hand!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: This is the face of failure
Usertitle #2: Maybe it's Maybelline
Usertitle #3: Booger Disaster!
Usertitle #4: Ye Royal Butt Harvest
Usertitle #5: Fabulous Explosive Flatulence

Apparently my Wheel loves 1s today. :P

And yeah, I know. My Wheel is horrible. Scytherwolf knows all about that. XD

I'll get my revenge! Right after I get out of the landfill, what am I supposed to do inside this giant shell? Pretend to be a hermit crab?
NAY I tell you!
I will work this out how to move on land! Even if it's the last thing I'll do! So better be prepared Neo. I'mma coming to make you a gloom again!