It's a new season! That means everyone can be a victim again!


MASTER RNG, after mixing up his left shoe with his right shoe, yanks in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Lucario to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @ARandomTool

The GREASY COIN OF PSYCHOTIC SLEEPY SHEEP has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks things off with Whirlwind! But he just blows air while running around in a circle!
ARANDOMTOOL opens with String Shot! But his can of silly string quickly goes dry!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Nasty Plot! But he fears the NSA might be watching!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Facade! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Heal Order! But he calls the wrong number and accidentally orders a pizza!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Wood Hammer! Suddenly he remembers what that missing item on his shopping list was!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Rage! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against him!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Rock Smash! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE KO strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!


Ouch. Quick with maximum pain!

Well, you've already had the fun of Wheeling Voltaire before and you're at your max evolution. That means devolve, and because he's at his basic stage...

...but hey, at least the vandalized Dunsparce mess is gone! And Voltaire gets to be a spiffy new Scrafty next season! See, plenty of great things to be optimistic about!