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MASTER RNG, after realizing 4Chan rejected his new idea for a meme, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and BULBASAUR as Salamence to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur

The RED-HOT COIN OF DELICIOUS BACON has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR opens with Double Iron Bash! And he just ruined his new exercise equipment!
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Rock Slide! Apparently it wasn't supposed to involve music.

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR strikes with Powder Snow! It's confectioner's sugar!
NEO EMOLGA tries Surf! But he can't even get a puddle to move!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Zing Zap! But it just causes pesky static!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Rolling Kick! But he can't even get the rolling part going.

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR unleashes Spite! But he's actually feeling quite peachy today.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Confide! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR attacks with Hydro Pump! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
NEO EMOLGA tries Assist! Turns out you need someone else on the field for that!

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR strikes with Ice Ball! Turns out soaking a tennis ball and stuffing it in the fridge takes a while!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Burn Up! It's a shame his flamethrower is still in the shop!

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR uses Pain Split! He got it mixed up with drain split and now he thinks there's going to be a plumbing problem.
NEO EMOLGA tries Shadow Force! Turns out trying to attack the darkness has laughable results.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR attacks with Growl! But it comes out as a low hum instead!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Gyro Ball! And that was a waste of what could have been a good lunch!

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR uses Quiver Dance! He does some shaking and grooving!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Waterfall! Again, he can't get that one puddle to budge!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR tries Sheer Cold! But as a dragon, he doesn't even like popsicles around.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Veevee Volley! Okay, seriously, what is that?

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Grass Knot! But he doesn't feel like tying ribbons of grass around.
NEO EMOLGA uses Psywave! Well, at least it looked really cool in his imagination!

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR attacks with Gust! He exhales a nice puffy breath of air!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Screech! Nah, it sounds way more like singing!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR uses Guard Swap! Except neither of them have one to exchange!
NEO EMOLGA tries Hurricane! But flapping his arms around doesn't even get a breeze going.

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Work Up! But he'd rather relax this Sunday.
NEO EMOLGA attempts Hyperspace Hole! But chanting a magic spell doesn't have the same effect!

TURN SIXTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Dizzy Punch! But he can't get a fist going with his claws!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Rage! But he's actually feeling too mellow for that!

TURN SEVENTEEN
BULBASAUR tries Aura Sphere! But he can't find the instruction booklet for that!
NEO EMOLGA uses Role Play! But he doesn't know what was in the script!

TURN EIGHTEEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Flamethrower! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on NEO EMOLGA!

BULBASAUR WINS!


Owwww ow ow ow. And it was looking so good for me for a moment there! Turns out a dancing flower has trouble against a fire-breathing dragon. Who'd a thunk it!?

Urp. Well, your choice, dude! You've got all three options open, so devolve (gawd please no), evolve, or Wheel!?