★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Because we're good at making a mess of things!

MASTER RNG, after dunking his face in a toilet, draws in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Bewear and NOBLEJANOBII as Mudkip to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Noblejanobii

The DEFIANT COIN OF INSIDIOUS UNICORNS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER opens with Protect! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII
NOBLEJANOBII starts with Brave Bird! She may be brave, but she's not really a birdie today.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Buzzy Buzz! But his bumblebee disguise is quickly unmasked by the Scooby-Doo gang.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Barrage! But she's only able to find two pebbles to toss around before she runs out of ammo.

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Frenzy Plant! But spraying the garden with Red Bull doesn't seem to do much.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Close Combat! But she'd rather attack from a distance.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Bestow! But he doesn't know what to give!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Horn Leech! But her head fin doesn't quite do the job she was hoping it would.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Seed Bomb! But making popcorn doesn't have the same effect!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Smog! No, apparently that was someone's Taco Bell remnants!

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Charge! He plugs his phone in!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Outrage! But she's feeling rather festive instead!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Ion Deluge! But his laser rifle is out of ammo!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Acrobatics! But the trapeze height freaks her out!

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER uses Steamroller! But he forgot it ran out of gas!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Signal Beam! She flickers her flashlight on and off!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Spit Up! But he feels that's kind of disgusting.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Disarming Voice! She shouts but no one's arms have been blasted off!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Aromatic Mist! And it's a waste of perfectly good perfume!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hold Hands! She keeps her poker cards to herself!

TURN ELEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Mega Punch! He makes a great fruity beverage!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Feather Dance! Turns out it doesn't work without feathers!

TURN TWELVE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Slash! He crosses some random words out!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Rage! But she's feeling too happy and content for that!

TURN THIRTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER uses Power Trip! But he's not fond of traveling!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Celebrate! But she's a few hours too early for New Years!

TURN FOURTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Bug Bite! But he feels they wouldn't be very tasty!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Nuzzle! But she doesn't feel like getting in that close!

TURN FIFTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Take Down! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII
NOBLEJANOBII uses Electro Ball! But she can't figure out how to plug in a soccer ball!

TURN SIXTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Spiky Shield! But he can't find a cactus to hide behind!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Overheat! But it's just not hot enough outside during the winter!

TURN SEVENTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Razor Shell! But he forgot to sharpen it last night!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Swallow! She chugs a bottle of water, but doesn't know what that was supposed to do!

TURN EIGHTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Smash! He whacks a rock around but it doesn't even form a crack!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Draining Kiss! But she'd rather not smooch the clogged sink.

TURN NINETEEN
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Electric Terrain! But he has a hard time running voltage through the dirt!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dizzy Punch! But it turns into a silly love tap!

TURN TWENTY
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Calm Mind! But he's too wired up with energy to slow down!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Soft-Boiled! But she has no pots and can't find a stove anywhere!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Magical Leaf! But he just painted a maple leaf with rainbow colors!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Struggle! But she's still got PP left to use!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Glare! Now the sun is in his eyes!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Trop Kick! But she just lands flat on her butt!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Relic Song! But he forgot the lyrics!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Roar of Time! She reads her watch display as loud as she can!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Pin Missile! But he left his sewing kit at home!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Aromatic Mist! She blasts as much Fabreeze into the air as she can!

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Meditate! But he can't think about how that works!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Stockpile! But she finds it's rather empty!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Jump Kick! But it turns into just a hop and a wiggle!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Foresight! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on Chakramaster!

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Iron Tail! But he doesn't have one to do that with!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Worry Seed! But Whole Foods didn't have those in stock today!

TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER tries Electrify! But his wires just aren't long enough!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Razor Wind! But she can't run that through a sander!

TURN TWENTY-NINE
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Power Swap! But switching the plug in the outlet doesn't change anything!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Psychic Terrain! But she only just imagines it!

TURN THIRTY
CHAKRAMASTER uses Horn Leech! But he forgot he took that off last Halloween!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Frustration! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on Chakramaster!

TURN THIRTY-ONE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Clanging Scales! But he can't get his fish to make even a small ding sound!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Reflect Type! She watches herself hammer away at her keyboard with a mirror!

TURN THIRTY-TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Flash! But he finds his digital camera is out of battery power!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Flame Charge! But she finds setting her battery on fire doesn't help it regain energy!

TURN THIRTY-THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Poison Tail! But he finds just having a butt isn't good enough!
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Sonic Boom! But she hasn't finished building her afterburner yet!

TURN THIRTY-FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sleep Talk! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

Whew, that was another long one. XP

Well Chakra, you can either devolve and egg Noble or you can Wheel her. Up to you!