And let's see what happens now!


MASTER RNG, with cotton balls in his ears, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and NOBLEJANOBII as Jigglypuff to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

The ROYAL COIN OF SHINY PINK POTATOES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII starts things up with Core Enforcer! But she doesn't see the point in protecting the centers of apples!
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Hidden Power! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Scary Face! But sticking her tongue out and pulling her bottom eyelid down just makes everyone laugh!
NEO EMOLGA uses Tri Attack! But playing all three rock paper scissors options by himself doesn't seem productive.

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Acupressure! But it just results in a lot of love taps and pokes!
NEO EMOLGA tries Rock Smash! But bashing two rocks together doesn't get much done!

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Flail! She does the funky chicken dance!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Wish! Unfortunately that shooting star was defective.

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Transform! Turns out putting on a costume doesn't count.
NEO EMOLGA uses Wonder Room! But he'd rather not visit the Neverland Ranch.

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII tries Cotton Spore! But it just leaves fuzzy fluffy plushy stuffing everywhere.
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Karate Chop! Turns out he never registered for that class.

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Tickle! But NEO EMOLGA resists the giggles!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Rock Polish! He makes them all shiny, but doesn't see any results!

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Dragon Ascent! She attaches balloons to her Dragonite plushie!
NEO EMOLGA tries Gear Grind! He tosses a clock into a trash compactor!

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mega Punch! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Dragon Ascent! He sends his Flygon plushie up after Noble's Dragonite!

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Lava Plume! But it's thousands of miles away!
NEO EMOLGA uses Psywave! Well, at least he thought it was working!

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Mist! But her fog machine just makes things look spooky.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Grass Whistle! But it's too dry to make a noise!

TURN TWELVE
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Octazooka! But she just shakes her head!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Haze! But he figures adding more fog won't do much either.

TURN THIRTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Sludge! But she just can't stand the smell of it.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Solar Blade! But he can't get the sunlight to stay on his hilt!

TURN FOURTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Speed Swap! But that would make her dizzy!
NEO EMOLGA tries Shadow Punch! But giving the shade a big whacking doesn't do very much!

TURN FIFTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Struggle! But she's got plenty of PP left!
NEO EMOLGA uses Freeze-Dry! But that seems like a bad idea for his wet laundry!

TURN SIXTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Fire Lash! But she burns her whip to ashes!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Sweet Kiss! But it seems a little early for Valentine's Day!

TURN SEVENTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Minimize! She puts the current window on her taskbar!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Earth Power! But he can't find an outlet on the ground!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Dragon Pulse! But her Dragonite plushie is too far up now to beat up!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Double Iron Bash! But he doesn't have any golf clubs with him!

TURN NINETEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Charge Beam! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against her!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Rage! He vents to a Salamence who would rather not hear about it.

TURN TWENTY
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Sand Tomb! But her sandbox doesn't provide enough space!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Simple Beam! But apparently it wasn't easy enough!

TURN TWENTY-ONE!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Stealth Rock! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA tries Fissure! But he can't even get a nick going.

TURN TWENTY-TWO
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bone Club! But she can't seem to find a membership application.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Clanging Scales! But this one just measures his weight instead.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Rolling Kick! But it turns into just rolling.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Gastro Acid! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!


Ooh holy smokes, that was another close one!

Eh heh, sorry, Noble, but I want my Nefarious Anarchist badge. Hope there's no hard feelings with this Wheelie. :P