★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Where we make fond memories together!

MASTER RNG, while swinging around sticky slappy hands, drags in...

SHRUIKAN as Loudred and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Scytherwolf

The TEENY COIN OF BUSHWHACKING MUSICAL CHIPMUNKS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Struggle! But she's got plenty of PP left!
SHRUIKAN starts up with Fusion Bolt! He glues two screws together!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Feint Attack! But rolling dice wasn't a part of it!
SHRUIKAN uses Brutal Swing! But he decides to stay away from this particular playground.

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Flare Blitz! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN tries Power-Up Punch! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF uses Last Resort! But she still wants to go on vacations!
SHRUIKAN attempts Mach Punch! But attaching engines to his arm doesn't make it go any faster!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Shadow Sneak! But it's in the middle of the day!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Assurance! Unfortunately it's not very reassuring.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF tries Guillotine! But the French Revolution ended many years ago!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Instruct! But he never got his teaching degree!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Endeavor! But Friday time is party time!
SHRUIKAN attempts Shore Up! But it's a high tide out there!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF uses U-turn! But the highway forces her to have to use an exit!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Amnesia! But he doesn't quite remember how to do it!

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Imprison! But he pet cage is too small!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Brine! But he's too far away from shore!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Leech Life! But she doesn't have any spare Zubats!
SHRUIKAN tries Vice Grip! But there no hardware store in sight!

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sharpen! Now her pencil is ready to use!
SHRUIKAN attempts Fire Blast! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd normal damage strike against him!

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Baton Pass! But she's in this race alone!
SHURIKAN unleashes Pluck! But there's no feathers to pull out!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Charge! Now her phone battery is maxed!
SHRUIKAN uses Bone Club! But he's still working on his application!

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Cosmic Power! She flings paper stars everywhere!
SHRUIKAN tries Frustration! It results in the 2nd normal damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Throw! But the pebbles around her aren't good enough!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Feather Dance! But he doesn't have any of those!

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Night Slash! She swipes at the darkness!
SHRUIKAN uses Pay Day! But Human Resources hasn't completed payroll yet!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Dig! It results in the 3rd and final normal damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Geez, another one that could have gone either way!

Well, you've already Wheeled Shruikan and you can't evolve, so it's a normal devolve into Whismur for this one.