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MASTER RNG, running around in his underwear, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Dunsparce and NOBLEJANOBII as Typhlosion to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

The FRENCH COIN OF CLOWN CARS AND CARNAGE has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Sharpen! But he's feeling a little too dull lately.
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Skill Swap! But she really doesn't like haggling.

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Air Cutter! But his scissors just can't slice the atmosphere!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Substitute! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA uses Counter! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!
NOBLEJANOBII tries Thief! But she sees nothing interesting to steal!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA attempts Electrify! But he forget to bring rubber safety gloves along!
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Outrage! But she feels a little too peachy to pull that off right.

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA tries Coil! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Stun Spore! But she'd have to whip out crazy allergy meds for that.

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Nasty Plot! But he remembers his manners.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Roar of Time! She shouts her watch display as loud as possible!

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Hyper Voice! But his microphone was never plugged in.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Vine Whip! She gives that jungle twine a good beating!

TURN EIGHT
NEO EMOLGA attempts Follow Me! But he really doesn't like people chasing after him.
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Harden! But it turns out her plate armor was the wrong size.

TURN NINE
NEO EMOLGA uses Disarming Voice! Turns out "noooeeess" wasn't enough.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Revenge! But she forgets what wrong Neo did in the first place!

TURN TEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Psycho Boost! But playing Alfred Hitchcock movies at twice the play speed doesn't do anything!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Water Sport! But everything would turn to ice!

TURN ELEVEN
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Calm Mind! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!




Noooooooo, not another whole season of this Dunsparce mess!! I'm serious, I was rooting for you!

Welp, I can't evolve and I've already Wheeled you, so it's a devolve to Quilava. Sorry.