★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Because insanity marches on and we're all part of this parade!

MASTER RNG, blowing on a kazoo, draws in...

ARNISD as Kommo-o and SAMMY0295 as Mega Gardevoir to the battlefield!
@arnisd @sammy0295

The FRUITY COIN OF SUGAR FAIRY HAPPY CAKES has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD starts things up with Assist! But there's no one around for him to help out!
SAMMY0295 opens with Crunch! She takes a big bite out of a cookie!

TURN TWO
ARNISD uses Focus Energy! But he's distracted by another YouTube video!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Memento! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

TURN THREE
ARNISD attempts Skill Swap! But he's not sure how to barter that transaction!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Drill Peck! She nose-bumps her Craftsman 20V Max Cordless!

TURN FOUR
ARNISD attacks with Sheer Cold! But he forgot to pack a jacket!
SAMMY0295 tries Endure! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against ARNISD!

TURN FIVE
ARNISD unleashes Hex! But he has trouble pronouncing the spell!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Shock Wave! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN SIX
ARNISD tries Heavy Slam! But he can't lift it up!
SAMMY0295 uses Harden! But covering herself with cement doesn't seem like a good idea.

TURN SEVEN
ARNISD attacks with Power Trip! But he's not sure how to book that on Expedia.
SAMMY0295 attempts Flash Cannon! But she's not sure about using a cannon that exposes itself.

TURN EIGHT
ARNISD uses Earthquake! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

ARNISD WINS!

That was totally not how I was expecting that would play out. Wow. One psychic or fairy move and it would have been over!

You've already Wheeled her and you can't evolve, so it's a devolve to Gardevoir.