★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Embrace the anarchy! <3

MASTER RNG, headbanging like a metalhead, yanks in...

ARNISD as Kommo-o and NEO EMOLGA as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
@arnisd

The TANGY COIN OF THE MIRACLE PIGEON BATTALION has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Confusion! But he doesn't understand how it works!
ARNISD opens with Heal Pulse! But he hasn't even taken a scratch!

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA tries Draco Meteor! But the rock he flings isn't even close to that.
ARNISD strikes with Acid Spray! But a foul cologne doesn't do the job.

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Beat Up! He pulverizes a piñata!
ARNISD uses Smart Strike! He knocks down all the pins!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Sky Uppercut! But punching the atmosphere has no effect!
ARNISD attempts Peck! But he doesn't have the beak to do that with!

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA uses Spider Web! But Spider-man doesn't answer the phone!
ARNISD strikes with Charge! Now his phone is back at 100%!

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Electrify! But he doesn't want to risk his laundry having static cling!
ARNISD tries Shadow Sneak! But he needs to get better at hide and seek!

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA attempts Magic Coat! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARNISD!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

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NoooooOOOOoooo, you're supposed to free me of this miserable form! Argggg, I'm stuck with this for even longer! REEEEEEE!!!

Anyway, I already had the fun of Wheeling you and can't evolve, so you get to enjoy Hakamo-o for a while. Have fun!