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MASTER RNG, engaging in silly yodeling, pulls in...

BULBASAUR as Skitty and ARANDOMTOOL as Delcatty to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @ARandomTool

The LOONY COIN OF MAGICAL WONDER HAMSTERS has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Roar! But it comes out as just a tiny "meow."
ARANDOMTOOL starts up with Fury Swipes! But it comes out as rapid fire love taps!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR attempts Metal Burst! He suddenly plays Metallica as loud as possible!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Venom Drench! But he just gets spit everywhere! Ew!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR strikes with Baby-Doll Eyes! And he just makes himself look ridiculous.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Drain Punch! He whaps it as hard as possible but there's still a clog!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR uses Aqua Jet! But it turns into a giant puddle before it can leave the runway!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Dark Pulse! He sits in the shadows but he can't hear a heartbeat!

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Crush Claw! But he can't convince the Weavile to stick their hand into a hydraulic press!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Disable! But he was banned from using that last time!

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR attacks with Lock-On! But he doesn't want to be banned for using an aimbot!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Double-Edge! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

TURN SEVEN
BULBSAUR uses Foresight! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Agility! But he's feeling lazy and doesn't feel like getting off the couch.

TURN EIGHT
BULBSAUR tries Role Play! But he never got a script!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Megahorn! But he doesn't know how to play instruments!

TURN NINE
BULBSAUR unleashes Swagger! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Aerial Ace! But he can't jump off the ground high enough!

TURN TEN
BULBSAUR attempts Struggle Bug! But harassing a beetle with a stick seems kind of mean.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Shadow Sneak! But he's too colorful and easily stands out!

TURN ELEVEN
BULBSAUR strikes with Psych Up! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!

BULBSAUR WINS!


What a nice end to a hilarious cat fight!

Well dude, you've got devolve Mr Tool, evolve yourself, or Wheel Mr Tool as your options! What lovely option are you picking today?