Yippie-yay for anarchy!


MASTER RNG, skipping in a scuba suit, pulls in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Delcatty and SAMMY0295 as Gardevoir to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @sammy0295

The SQUEAKY COIN OF THE LEGENDARY PLUMBER PUFFINS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN 1
ARANDOMTOOL starts up with Lunge! But he does a really nice and epic face-plant instead!
SAMMY0295 begins with Pound! She adopts a new kitty and names her Cookie!

TURN 2
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Brutal Swing! He really doesn't think a playground swing with barbed wire and razorblades should exist...
SAMMY0295 uses Mach Punch! She attaches a rocket booster to the juice bowl and sends it flying!

TURN 3
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Stored Power! Except he forgot where he left the key again!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Super Fang! Except waking up Dracula with an adrenaline shot seems risky.

TURN 4
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Clear Smog! But he needed something more than just a desk fan.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Mud Shot! She whips out an AR-15 and gives that puddle a good shootin'!

TURN 5
ARANDOMTOOL tries Relic Song! Except he's still hungover from the Super Bowl party.
SAMMY0295 unleashes Shell Smash! She squashes a whole gas station while everyone at the nearby Exxon flees in panic!

TURN 6
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Miracle Eye! Except it's a fake and of course he threw out the receipt.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Sand Attack! She takes a big sledgehammer and goes berserk on a playground sandbox!

TURN 7
ARANDOMTOOL uses Multi-Attack! But he can't use four controllers at once!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Dark Pulse! She reaches into the shadows but can't feel a heartbeat!

TURN 8
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Leech Seed! But they only grow into tomatoes!
SAMMY0295 uses Wish! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!

TURN 9
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Metal Sound! He bangs two metal spoons together to annoy everyone!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Metal Claw! She uses a leaf rake on a chalkboard to annoy everyone!

TURN 10
ARANDOMTOOL uses High Jump Kick! And he gets disqualified from the Olympics!
SAMMY0295 tries Poison Tail! She stuffs a Tide Pod into a lobster tail!

TURN 11
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Hone Claws! He clips his nails nicely!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Rock Polish! She gives a nearby boulder a nice waxing!

TURN 12
ARANDOMTOOL tries Perish Song! But he gets nervous on karaoke night!
SAMMY0295 utilizes Steam Eruption! But it comes out as a really explosive fart instead!

TURN 13
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Roar! But he just meows really loudly.
SAMMY0295 uses Weather Ball! It's a question mark balloon!

TURN 14
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Guard Split! He chops a shield in half!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Night Slash! She waits until it's 8pm and then tears a clock apart!

TURN 15
ARANDOMTOOL uses Brine! Except he's way inland!
SAMMY0295 tries Astonish! But she's surprised she forgot how it works!

TURN 16
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Nightmare! But he dreams of candy and unicorns instead!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Astonish! She's still surprised at her forgetfulness!

TURN 17
ARANDOMTOOL tries Ominous Wind! But he just whistles in a strange way.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Grass Knot! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!

TURN 18
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Sacred Fire! But spraying holy water all over his candles only puts them out!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Poison Fang! But Dracula's fangs seem to be cherry flavored today.

TURN 19
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Shadow Claw! He makes a macabre claw-shaped shadow puppet!
SAMMY0295 uses Simple Beam! But it's too complex for her to figure out!

TURN 20
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Bulldoze! But his bulldozer is out of gas!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Thousand Arrows! At least everyone now knows what she's looking at!

TURN 21
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Covet! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 tries Liquidation! She sells her shares of stock for cash!

TURN 22
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Dragon Tail! But the local Flygon wouldn't let him borrow his.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Clanging Scales! But hers just display her weight.

TURN 23
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Double Team! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Fire Fang! But she can't convince Dracula to bite into a Carolina Reaper pepper first.

TURN 24
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes String Shot! He shoots a ball of yarn with an AK-47!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Stored Power! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!

SAMMY0295 WINS!


Muha ha ha, that was a fine, delicious battle! Well done!

Well, you can devolve Mr Tool, Wheel him silly, or evolve yourself back to Mega Gardevoir! Take your pick!