Let us ride to... Camelot!


MASTER RNG, surrounded by hundreds of cats, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu and SAMMY0295 as Foongus to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @sammy0295

The BEEPING COIN OF COZY HORSES has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN 1
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Eruption! But that's her stomach telling her to grab dinner.
CHAKRAMASTER starts up with Tackle! But he doesn't want to get himself dirty.

TURN 2
SAMMY0295 unleashes Take Down! She sacks the quarterback but gets penalized for a pre-emptive start!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Spore! But he refuses to play EA games.

TURN 3
SAMMY0295 attacks with Geomancy! But she get her magic spell wrong and turns a pizza into a flower.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Will-O-Wisp! But his sparklers don't work the same way.

TURN 4
SAMMY0295 utilizes Circle Throw! She hurls a hula hoop into the action!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Spotlight! But then he suddenly gets stage fright.

TURN 5
SAMMY0295 uses Fury Cutter! She shreds a piece of paper into confetti!
CHAKRAMASTER launches Thunderbolt! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!

TURN 6
SAMMY0295 tries Poison Tail! But then she realizes she didn't use enough duct tape.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Poison Jab! But they lied and it was really grape jelly.

TURN 7
SAMMY0295 unleashes Spore! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Oblivion Wing! And then Yveltal scolds him and doesn't let him play his video games anymore.

TURN 8
SAMMY0295 strikes with Howl! But it instead sounds like a werewolf on helium.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Knock Off! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

TURN 9
SAMMY0295 attempts Power Trip! But she isn't crazy enough to be a politician.
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Solar Beam! But his laser rifle doesn't do much against the sunlight!

TURN 10
SAMMY0295 launches Sandstorm! But she only gets a small cloud of dust going.
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Electro Ball! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against him!

SAMMY0295 WINS!


Urf. A bad case of self-destruction is always a bummer to watch. >.<

Well, sammy, you can devolve Charka to Pichu or you can evolve yourself to Amoonguss! What's your pick this time?