So who's got the groves?


MASTER RNG, realizing he may never have a career in yodeling, draws in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Sableye and BULBASAUR as Charjabug to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @Bulbasaur

The FESTIVE COIN OF RENEGADE REBEL CHERRIES has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN 1
ARANDOMTOOL starts up with Ice Beam! He blasts a glacier with a laser rifle!
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Steel Wing! But it's just something he built with aluminum cans.

TURN 2
ARANDOMTOOL uses Lunar Dance! But NASA disapproves his request to use a space shuttle just to do a little jig on the moon.
BULBASAUR strikes with Water Gun! But he needs to pump it a thousand times first!

TURN 3
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Detect! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the first regular damage strike against him!
BULBASAUR attempts Superpower! But he only has the tights and cape at the moment.

TURN 4
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Sweet Kiss! But his mistletoe was packed away with all the other Christmas stuff.
BULBASAUR uses Wood Hammer! But he prefers the one that looks like Thor's.

TURN 5
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Iron Head! But he prefers alternative rock as opposed to heavy metal.
BULBASAUR tries Shadow Ball! But the only shadows he finds are all flat.

TURN 6
ARANDOMTOOL launches Hyper Fang! But he doesn't want to shoot Dracula up with adrenaline.
BULBASAUR unleashes Razor Shell! But he thought they were illegal in every US state except Texas.

TURN 7
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Ingrain! But he already had trouble getting himself out of bed this morning.
BULBASAUR attacks with Petal Dance! But he doesn't want to buy a bouquet just for that.

TURN 8
ARANDOMTOOL uses Attack Order! The waitress tells him that's just not on the menu.
BULBASAUR strikes with Fleur Cannon! But 1-800 Flowers tells him that's not a service they provide.

TURN 9
ARANDOMTOOL tries Scald! But he's still waiting for his pot of water to boil.
BULBASAUR attempts Floral Healing! The operator at 1-800 Flowers just hangs up on him.

TURN 10
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Baton Pass! But it seems the peeps he hired suddenly went on strike.
BULBASAUR uses Nightmare! But putting ARANDOMTOOL through the Super Bowl half time show again seems excessively cruel.

TURN 11
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Horn Attack! But trying to do damage with his cornet proves ineffective.
BULBASAUR launches Steel Wing! But he's still trying to weld it back together again.

TURN 12
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with False Swipe! But he's only able to fake it.
BULBASAUR utilizes Wake-Up Slap! He whacks his alarm clock off the table!

TURN 13
ARANDOMTOOL launches Psyshock! But the Abra slaps him before he can jolt him with jumper cables.
BULBASAUR unleashes Dragon Dance! But the Flygon he asks doesn't know how to tango.

TURN 14
ARANDOMTOOL uses Spore! But his allergy meds wouldn't cover that.
BULBASAUR attempts Aura Sphere! But using a snow globe wasn't the way to go about it.

TURN 15
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Egg Bomb! Turns out this wasn't the right way to make omelets.
BULBASAUR strikes with Bind! He ties his shoes together all crazy-like.

TURN 16
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Shift Gear! And now his grandfather clock is all screwed up.
BULBASAUR uses Baddy Bad! But he still wants Christmas presents this year.

TURN 17
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Present! But regifting a Toys R Us gift card seems rather heartless.
BULBASAUR attacks with Healing Wish! But he prefers to just rely on medicine instead.

TURN 18
ARANDOMTOOL uses Sunsteel Strike! But trying to do it with a balloon sword fails comically.
BULBASAUR utilizes Fake Out! But he only acts like he knows it!

TURN 19
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Sludge! But he isn't gutsy enough to reach into a septic tank.
BULBASAUR attempts Judgment! But he didn't bring a gavel with him.

TURN 20
ARANDOMTOOL launches Dragon Rage! But he gets invited to tea by the Dragonite instead.
BULBASAUR uses Fairy Wind! He throws glitter into a gentle breeze!

TURN 21
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Sleep Talk! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR unleashes Rock Blast! He blows up a boulder with dynamite!

TURN 22
ARANDOMTOOL uses Agility! But he feels he might need to work on his cardio a bit more.
BULBASAUR attempts Brutal Swing! And now all the kids play with the slide and the see-saw instead.

TURN 23
ARANDOMTOOL tries Agility! But he's still working on that cardio.
BULBASAUR utilizes Rest! It has NO EFFECT on ARANDOMTOOL, causing BULBASAUR to just want to go back to bed for a while.


ARANDOMTOOL WINS!


Well, hey, at least it wasn't a normal-type move this time, right?

Mr Tool, you can devolve Bulbasaur or Wheel him. You decide!