★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

And around we go again!

MASTER RNG, thinking he might have put too much creamer in his coffee, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Quilava and SAMMY0295 as Amoonguss to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @sammy0295

The STEALTHY COIN OF SPICY TETRIS PIECES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII begins with Thousand Waves! But the audience only agrees to do three.
SAMMY0295 starts up with Weather Ball! But it got buried in the snow!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANBOII unleashes High Horsepower! But she prefers more miles to the gallon.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Attract! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Brave Bird! But she's feeling too chicken to try that out.
SAMMY0295 attempts Memento! But she'd rather keep it all to herself.

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Follow Me! But she gets enough of that from the National Security Agency.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Mud Bomb! She blows up a bunch of dirty puddles with dynamite!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII tries Glitzy Glow! But she doesn't like the idea of radioactive glitter.
SAMMY0295 uses Toxic! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Wing Attack! She eats a dozen buffalo wings ferociously!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Powder! It's confectioner's sugar!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Water Shuriken! But it becomes a puddle instantly!
SAMMY0295 launches Revelation Dancer! But she ends up dancing a silly waltz instead.

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Baddy Bad! She destroys all the phone chargers at the airport!
SAMMY0295 uses Psychic Fangs! But it was all just in her imagination.

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII tries Magnitude! But she destroys her bathroom scale in the process.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Quash! It somehow turns the lights off!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII launches Spacial Rend! She tries to divide by zero!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Hyper Voice! But her megaphone needs new batteries.

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Agility! But she's feeling a bit too lazy for that.
SAMMY0295 attempts Whirlpool! But she decided to go for a Maytag dishwasher instead.

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Mind Reader! But it seems to be a blank page when she tries it.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Pollen Puff! But it turns out to be cheese doodles!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Mach Punch! She launches her party drink bowl into the sky!
SAMMY0295 uses Blizzard! She dumps an ice try on a doll house!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Ice Fang! But that just gives her an ice cream headache.
SAMMY0295 tries Power Gem! But it ends up being too expensive!

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII launches Cotton Spore! But ripping up a stuffed teddy bear was not the way to do it.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Air Cutter! But her scissors seem to only work on paper.

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Roost! Turns out it wasn't meant to be a Netflix binge.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Night Slash! She goes around at midnight in her Freddy Kruger costume!

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Thousand Arrows! But her quiver can only hold up to fifty!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Magnetic Flux! But it deactivates her credit card!

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Hammer Arm! She rips open a box of baking soda!
SAMMY0295 launches Leaf Blade! But she only ruins her fern in the process.

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII tries Rollout! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Land's Wrath! But the land is feeling pretty calm and chill today.

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII uses Shadow Punch! She gives the darkness a good whapping!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Belch! But she knows that would be impolite.

TURN 21
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Secret Power! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 attempts Silver Wind! She tosses a bunch of glitter into a breeze!

TURN 22
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Mimic! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Now THAT was a heck of a comeback!

Noble, you can devolve sammy or evolve back to Typhlosion! What are you feeling up for?