So what is your jam?


MASTER RNG, shaking his little hamster butt, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Mega Lopunny and NOBLEJANOBII as Quilava to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

The RAGING COIN OF FACINATING PANDA PARADES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Block! But she can't figure out a Rubik Cube either!
NEO EMOLGA begins with Overheat! And that's the last time he tries to overclock his computer.

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Eerie Impulse! She suddenly gets the urge to visit an abandoned mental hospital!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Peck! But he can't even pretend to be a bird.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Power Trick! She scares a bunch of kids with a strobe light!
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Parting Shot! But he only just got here!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with High Jump Kick! And she gets disqualified from the decathlon!
NEO EMOLGA tries Secret Sword! But he kept it hidden for so long that he forgot where it is!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII launches Head Charge! But sticking her tongue in an outlet seems like a bad idea.
NEO EMOLGA uses Thunder Fang! But he thinks waking Dracula up with jumper cables would end terribly.

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Defog! But she can't get it back in her fog machine once it's out!
NEO EMOLGA launches Heal Pulse! But he has no idea where to start it!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Doom Desire! But she'd actually rather watch Raiders of the Lost Ark or Last Crusade.
NEO EMOLGA attempts Memento! But he only wants to keep it to himself.

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Bug Buzz! But she decides to wait until Halloween for that.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Iron Defense! But eating lots of spinach doesn't see to help at all.

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Clear Smog! But he desk fan barely makes it go away!
NEO EMOLGA tries Sticky Web! But it ends up just being cotton candy!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Megahorn! But blowing on her tuba doesn't have much of an effect!
NEO EMOLGA uses After You! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Secret Power! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Astonish! But he's surprised he forgot how to do it!

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Rock Throw! She gets it to skip three times over the pond!
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Lock-On! Now nobody can steal anything from his cabinet!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Charm! She wears a new fancy bauble on her wrist!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Mega Kick! But he just lands right on his butt!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII launches Hone Claws! Turns out trimming fingernails doesn't count.
NEO EMOLGA tries Smokescreen! And that's the last time he'll ever try burritos at Taco Bell.

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Dig! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Acupressure! But he doesn't want to get all touchy.

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII tries Reflect Type! She has trouble picking out what mirror she wants to buy!
NEO EMOLGA uses Mystical Fire! But it's really just a cute hologram.

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Ice Hammer! But it melted before she could keep it in the freezer!
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Encore! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Grass Whistle! But the lawn doesn't seem to react to her cute little tune!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Magnet Rise! He straps a bunch of them to a helium balloon!

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII uses Tickle! But she's all out of feathers!
NEO EMOLGA tries Eruption! But his volcano would rather just stay back in bed.

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII utilizes Zen Headbutt! But it just confuses her.
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Strength! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!


Hoooo boy, that was close!

I have already Wheeled you and I can't evolve, so you're now a Cyndaquil. But hey, you get the Fountain of Youth badge, so that's good!