Sanity? No, sorry miss, we don't carry that here.


MASTER RNG, still failing at mastering the art of the unicycle, pulling in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu and BULBASAUR as Grubbin to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Bulbasaur

The GLEAMING COIN OF MAGICAL CORN ON THE COB has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts up with Leaf Blade! But he knows there's better ways to shave than that.
BULBASAUR kicks off with Imprison! But he can't figure out the cage assembly instructions.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER launches Electroweb! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR tries Fell Stringer! But he never got one for Christmas.

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Assurance! But he doesn't find it very reassuring.
BULBASAUR unleashes Ice Punch! But then security pulls him away from the ice hockey rink.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Guillotine! But he forgot the basket for the head!
BULBASAUR strikes with Toxic Thread! He starts a political debate on a League of Legends forum!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Trick Room! But the door key mysteriously disappeared!
BULBASAUR utilizes Psychic Terrain! Well, at least it worked in his imagination!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Defense Curl! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR attempts Synchronoise! But he can't figure out how to get it together!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER tries Core Enforcer! But hiring bodyguards to defend an apple isn't cost-effective.
BULBASAUR uses Smokescreen! But letting loose a really rank one doesn't work as a substitute!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Shore Up! But it's high tide and there's barely any beach left.
BULBASAUR launches Kinesis! And then the daydream ends!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Poison Jab! But his cyanide supplier raised their prices.
BULBASAUR strikes with Growth! But he checks to discover his height still seems to be the same.

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Frustration! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!


Dang, and the Pichu strikes back with a vengeance once again!

Well, you can devolve Bulbasaur, Wheel him, or... of course...



Am I silly for even asking? XD