Rack, tap, bang!


MASTER RNG, spinning a hula hoop around his waist, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Mega Lopunny and NOBLEJANOBII as Cyndaquil to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

The TINGLY COIN OF CHOCOLATE MILK SHOWERS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Splishy Splash! But she's got too much pride to go jumping in the kiddie pool.
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Safeguard! But the one he got from IKEA has weird assembly instructions.

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses String Shot! She shoots a set of shoelaces with her Desert Eagle magnum!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Bulldoze! But the county ordinance prevents him from doing that.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Overheat! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Snore! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII launches Light of Ruin! She installs some street lights around the Parthenon!
NEO EMOLGA tries Whirlpool! But he prefers Maytag dishwashers.

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Origin Pulse! She figures out where she can sense her heartbeat!
NEO EMOLGA uses Freeze-Dry! But that turns out to be a bad way to handle his wet laundry.

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Barrier! But she needs more Lego bricks to do that!
NEO EMOLGA launches Blue Flare! But it keeps coming out red!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Flower Shield! But she forget to fasten a handle to it!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Hyperspace Hole! He tries to divide by zero!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Stomping Tantrum! But the landlord told her she can't do that because the people downstairs complained.
NEO EMOLGA tries Rain Dance! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!


Sorry, but I have to devolve and egg you. I'm already at max evolution and I've already Wheeled you.

But hey, you get to enjoy Mega Houndoom and now you're part of the Mega Club! Welcome! :D