★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

MASTER RNG, going into FERAL DISCO BEAST MODE, draws in...

BULBASAUR as Charjabug and NEO EMOLGA as Jigglypuff to the battlefield!
@Bulbasuar;

The FLUFFY COIN OF ADORABLE FOOTBALL BUNNIES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Hyper Voice! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Spectral Thief! But mama always said not to steal from ghosts.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Rock Climb! But he still has NCAA brackets to fill out!
BULBASAUR uses Sky Attack! But shooting bullets into the air doesn't seem to do much!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA tries Mirror Coat! But he thinks he might blind someone with it.
BULBASAUR attacks with Aurora Veil! But he can't figure out up to get up there to wear it.

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Endure! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR utilizes Rage! He smashes a controller after losing online!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA launches Fly! But it gets annoying so he swats it!
BULBASAUR uses Sleep Talk! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA attempts Thrash! He plays loud heavy metal music!
BULBASAUR unleashes Bullet Punch! He smacks a 9mm round with his fist!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Ion Deluge! But his laser blaster doesn't come with that feature!
BULBASAUR tries Defog! But he's going to need more than just a desk fan!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Acid Armor! But that kind of fashion doesn't seem worth it!
BULBASAUR launches Celebrate! But he forgot to stock up on party streamers!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Rage! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

Man, Jigglypuff has a hell of a movepool! XD

Okay, okay, by popular demand, I'll go Wigglytuff after PMD2's guildmaster! Although I'm probably setting myself up to get Wheeled again, though. XD