Hey, at least it's not as bad as sitting on a Boston Kreme donut!


MASTER RNG, casting magic missile on Agent Smith, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Alolan Raichu and BULBASAUR as Charjabug to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Bulbasaur

The SUNNY COIN OF POWER TOOLS AND BAZOOKAS has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Aeroblast! But he's going to need a lot more than just puffing into a drinking straw.
BULBASAUR starts with Detect! But his spidey senses seem to be offline.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Parting Shot! But he doesn't have any ammo left!
BULBASAUR uses Nuzzle! He wraps himself in a cozy blanket!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Twister! He calls out left hand red!
BULBASAUR attempts Feint! But he's waiting for April Fool's Day first!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Glitzy Glow! But breaking glow sticks over his head and rolling around in glitter doesn't work the same way.
BUBLASAUR strikes with Kinesis! But then he suddenly wakes up!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sweet Scent! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR attacks with Air Slash! But the sky seems unaffected by his random swinging with a machete!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER tries Lick! His chocolate and vanilla ice cream is delicious!
BULBASAUR attempts Lucky Chant! But singing last night's lottery drawing numbers doesn't have any effect!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Discharge! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
BULBASAUR uses Geomancy! But he's college bookstore didn't have anything on that!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Torment! He tosses a Squirtle into a barrel and rolls him down a hill!
BULBASAUR tries Powder Snow! But now there's just flour everywhere!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Cotton Spore! He rips up teddy bears and gets the stuffing everywhere!
BULBASAUR launches Brave Bird! But he's too chicken to try that!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Spikes! But he doesn't even like stepping on Legos.
BULBASAUR unleashes Fiery Dance! But he doesn't like the idea of setting his Dance Dance Revolution mat on fire.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Skill Swap! But Ebay denies that transaction and forces him to remove his posting.
BULBASAUR utilizes Assist! But his imaginary friend seems to be MIA.

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Thunder Wave! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against him!
BULBASAUR attacks with Magic Room! But the key to the lock seems to have disappeared!

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER tries Instruct! But he realizes he totally forgot to prepare a syllabus.
BULBASAUR unleashes High Horsepower! But he prefers more miles to the gallon.

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER launches Heat Crash! He throws a space heater out the window to watch it smash on the sidewalk!
BULBASAUR attempts Dragon Ascent! But he can't even get them out of bed.

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Silver Wind! He tosses glitter into a gentle breeze!
BULBASAUR strikes with Acupressure! But he's afraid of catching cooties.

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Detect! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against him!

BULBASAUR WINS!


WARNING: This Pokémon will self-destruct in five seconds. Don't you love it when that happens!?

Eric, you may devolve the other Eric, Wheel the other Eric, or evolve your Eric self into Vikavolt Eric. What will Eric do to Eric!? The exciting conclusion awaits you, Eric and Eric!