It's Saturday Night Fever!


MASTER RNG, doing the chicken dance, pulls in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mawile and SCYTHERWOLF as Poochyena to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @Scytherwolf

The WHOLE WHEAT COIN OF THE DELIGHTFUL C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Swords Dance! But she likes singing with axes more.
ARANDOMTOOL starts with Slam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF whips out Moongeist Beam! But she doesn't recall that being in the script.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Zap Cannon! He shoots a Revolutionary War Artillery with a thunderbolt!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Poison Sting! But the wasps don't listen to her request for them to attack a jar of cyanide.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Jump Kick! But he just lands right on his butt!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Smelling Salts! But the only type she has goes well with French fries.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Encore! But he doesn't like reruns.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF launches Razor Leaf! But it turns out there's better ways to get a close shave.
ARANDOMTOOL breaks out with Heavy Slam! But the tenants next door complained last time.

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Lucky Chant! But singing last night's lottery ticket numbers doesn't quite work.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Fleur Cannon! But the whole thing gets set aflame when he tries to fire it!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Coil! She sets loose a Slinky down the stairs!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Scary Face! But he'd rather wait until Halloween.

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Thunder! But she's still waiting for Zeus to reopen his Etsy shop.
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Drill Run! But he can't even get his to get up off the floor on its own.

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF breaks out with Arm Thrust! But that ends up breaking her recliner.
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Tail Slap! But then Smaug gives him a really dirty look.

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with String Shot! She blasts a ball of yarn with her AK-47!
ARANDOMTOOL launches Luster Purge! But he just ends up with his head in the sand!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Nightmare! But she thinks putting anyone through the last Super Bowl all over again might be a little too much.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Solar Beam! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN 12
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Swagger! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!


Dang. And I was surprised Mawile can even use Solar Beam!

Well dude, you can either devolve and egg Scytherwolf or evolve yourself!