The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

**Rival Max** · 01-13-2014, 02:28 PM

"wasn't big..."
"I saw it and turned the channel. This week on "How I met my starter" Ted found his car broke down near Oaks lab. I think he is getting closer to finally starting his journey.

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 01-13-2014, 02:34 PM

...The series finale already aired, mate...The MACHOKARP V S2 battle was live, for the fate of the Multiverse!

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...Tedpickedsquirtle!! *Flees JJD*

**Sonic20** · 01-13-2014, 03:27 PM

"Ah, now then."

*shoves needle into dark aura generator*

*alarm goes off*

"Lovely."

**The-Hydra** · 01-13-2014, 05:06 PM

"Random quotation marks"

"They bug me"

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 01-13-2014, 05:07 PM

*Your action is IMPOSSIBLE! The WHITE PAINT MANUFACTORY had vanished when MACHOKARP was slain!*

<...S2, all that can be done here has been done-the White Paint Manufactory vanished when MACHOKARP was slain, presumably because it only served as a way to summon MACHOKARP. Now, do yourself a favor and get in that Dimensional Hole, it'll take you wherever you want to go-just think of HI as you enter it, and you'll get where the Dimensional Anomaly is. She made it to where she needed to be just fine, I still have positive contact on her.>

<MACHOKARP, being a Boss, is unlikely to remain dead, for the record. At some point, he'll decide to exist at some other location within the Rift, without much warning. But that's just useless info to you right now: Get to the Dimensional Hole and Rejoin HI at the site of the Multidimensional Collapse! TH may or may not be waiting for you there.>

**Rin Kagamine** · 01-13-2014, 09:35 PM

WHAT IS ALL OF THIS TALK OF A "MACHOKARP", DUDES!?

**The-Hydra** · 01-13-2014, 09:41 PM

Well, it's one of the most powerful pokemon of all time. But even more astounding, It may soon become Tazz's first avatar! For reals!

**Rin Kagamine** · 01-13-2014, 09:44 PM

Avatars...on that subject..WHAT THE FLIP FLAP SHOULD MINE BE, NYA!?

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 01-13-2014, 09:46 PM

On PxR. I've had two on Pe2k, but here, it would be a first.

AS FOR MACHOKARP!! He is the most testosterone-packed being in existence! HE, IS A MAN'S MAN'S MAN'S MAN!! HE HAS FIVE TIMES THE TESTOSTERONE OF MISTER TOURGE FLEXINGTON, WHO HIMSELF HAS FIVE TIMES THE TESTOSTERONE OF SAXTON HALE, WHO HIMSELF HAS FIVE TIMES THE TESTOSTERONE OF THE SECOND-MOST TESTOSTERONE-PACKED MAN ON EARTH!!! He's the world's physically toughest Magikarp, and deals lethal damage to LV 1490 and under entities IN A SINGLE BLOW!!! HIS SPLASHES SHAKE THE EARTH AND HIS POSES PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!

HE'S THE MANLIEST THING IN EXISTENCE!!!

Sadly, he isn't the most powerful thing in existence, merely the most manly. But that is to be expected. He's nowhere near the level cap.