The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rival Max]

thaws and sends letter

Dear Latio,

I have been looking to win this game for a little while now. Now that I have official made the last post I would like to be considered for the hall of fame for this thread. Thank You, JD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sends back letter*

"Dear Judge Joseph Dredd,

Due to your inquiry to break the rules of the game to make it run faster (and screwing up my username AGAIN), I am now obliged to tell you the answer: No. I am also obliged to tell you that, by the inner workings of Magic and crafty craftiness, this paper will explode when you read it.

Sincerely, The Nonexistent Tazz."

*Paper explodes, sending JJD to Mars*

Well, that ought to make the message clear!

[legendary_addict]

Does that mean I win? o3o'

[Rival Max]

Its hard to read in space ! I forgot my reading glasses

I think its says

JJD you are the winner!

[legendary_addict]

It actually says, "You are not the winner, unless you post last and locked for 48 hours and get banned before you know it"

You're welcome :D

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Er-hem. It actually said thus:

*In an overly-hammy voice* Dear Judge Joseph Dredd,

Due to your inquiry to break the rules of the game to make it run faster (and screwing up my username AGAIN), I am now obliged to tell you the answer: No!!!! I am also obliged to tell you that, by the inner workings of Magic and crafty craftiness, this paper will explode when you read it!!!

Sincerely, The Nonexistent Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazz!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then it exploded in his face, sending him off-world.

[legendary_addict]

Hey mod, no stretching :P

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I DON'T STRETCH!! I TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!!

Or at least right now, because we all know I've lied before.

[legendary_addict]

Mod, less caps xD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Hey, everyone likes extra ham. I don't just chew the scenery, I devour parts of the internet!

And...I'm called The Nonexistent Tazz, you know...