Er-hem. It actually said thus:

*In an overly-hammy voice* Dear Judge Joseph Dredd,

Due to your inquiry to break the rules of the game to make it run faster (and screwing up my username AGAIN), I am now obliged to tell you the answer: No!!!! I am also obliged to tell you that, by the inner workings of Magic and crafty craftiness, this paper will explode when you read it!!!

Sincerely, The Nonexistent Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazz!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then it exploded in his face, sending him off-world.