I NEED A DEUS EX SEWING MACHINA, NOT A DEUS EX MACHINA RIFLE!!

...Perhaps you could convert the Rifle to the Sewing machine? IF YOU CAN, DO THAT!! WE KIND OF NEED TO REPAIR THOSE GAPING HOLES EVENTUALLY!! *Pointing to holes*

I'd find one myself, but...*Working on Warp Bracers*...Bit busy.